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Elliot Rodger goes on murderous rampage after Kane-esque promo

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So this guy shoots a load of women in California after cutting a promo that sounds like the sort of crazy rubbish they have given Kane or Bray Wyatt over the years. On the one hand it is ridiculously creepy and almost tragic - on the other hand, if you saw this on Raw you would be ranting about how cliched and unnatural it all sounds. He has clearly watched too many movies.


He is the son of a famous film director as well, which explains a lot, although doesn't explain why he couldn't get laid. Rich suburban upper class white kid who isn't repulsive looking or anything - you have to think his creepy persono worked against him.


"It has been very torturous. College is a time when everyone experiences such things as sex and fun and pleasure. But in those years I've had to rot in loneliness. It's not fair. It is an injustice, a crime. What don't you see in me? I'm the perfect guy. Yet you throw yourself at all these obnoxious men instead of me, the perfect gentleman; I will punish you all for it. The day of retribution is coming."


I wouldn't be at all surprised to hear this guy was a regular viewer of WWE, sounds like he learned his promo skills in the performance centre.

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