[2000-02-05-PHPW] Crazy Jimmy & Crazy Charlie vs Ninja Assassins

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The Ninja Assassins are two guys who’re decked out like Kato from the Orient Express, while the ‘Crazies’ are doing a combination escaped mental patient/Oddities gimmick. Very early the camera angle switches to the hard camera, which is at the back of the building, so you’re a long way from the action. Lots of quick tags by both teams, though quick tags for the sake of it as I don’t think they really know what they’re doing. One of the Assassins throws a dropkick but catches Charlie in the thigh with it! Some real bad looking clotheslines in here too from the Crazies. After a splash in the corner the Ninja collapses face first to the canvas, Jimmy then lies on top ‘trying’ to pin him (the old Kamala spot) while the ref is telling him to turn him over. He counts three himself and then raises his own arms, before Charlie is in and repeats exactly what his partner just did. Christ this is awful. Give them their due, a nice savate kick by one of the Ninjas and some double team action as the one front suplexes the other on top of a prone Jimmy. Single leg dropkick off the top for two. Nerve hold, because what else would you expect from a master of the martial arts! Jimmy’s trapped in a Boston crab and slowly edging over to make the tag to his partner. The other Ninja Assassin comes in the ring and tries to cause a distraction so the official won’t see the tag, but they mess this up and the tag happens right in front of him so he has to let it go. Hot tag to Charlie who hits another crappy looking clothesline and then calls a timeout! Please make this shit stop. After an insufferable seventeen minutes that felt about five times longer, the Crazies get the win after a Bushwhacker battering ram.

 

I doubt there will be a worse one two punch in the project than this and the tables match that follows. Maybe they switched to the long shot hard cam because someone realised how crap this was? An appalling excuse for a match.