1994-05-28-SMW-TV

[GSR]

Smoky Mountain Wrestling

TV

Aired May 28, 1994

‘Volunteer Slam Special’

1. The Thrillseekers vs Well Dunn (highlights)
2. INT: Well Dunn - say the Thrillseekers have gotten everything going their way; they’ve got the SMW Commissioners in their back pocket, they get music videos, they get it all.  Dunn says that every time they get The Thrillseekers right where they want them, they start their double teaming, paying off referees, they pull some kind of stunt to come out on top.  They’re going to talk to their lawyers, the officials, put their heads together and think of some way to make them follow the rules because they’re  the best team and they are going to prove it.
3. INT: The Thrillseekers - they don’t know what Well Dunn’s problem is?  They haven’t cheated once to beat them and it’s not their fault that they move so fast that they can’t keep track of who the legal man is or where they’re coming from.  Jericho says that Well Dunn are too concerned with what everyone else is doing and getting, and they have so many excuses running around in their heads that they can’t see The Thrillseekers come out on top just by outwrestling them.  Any match that Well Dunn wants, they will give it to them.
4. Recap of Tracey Smothers and Bruiser Bedlam from last week
5. Randy Savage (w/ Bob Armstrong) vs Bruiser Bedlam (w/ Jim Cornette) (jip) - Savage climbs to the top turnbuckle but Cornette grabs his ankle.  Armstrong comes round, slugs Cornette and starts beating on him outside the ring.  Savage with the elbow off the top, but referee Mark Curtis is more concerned with Cornette and Armstrong on the outside.  Dory Funk Jr. comes down to help Cornette and Armstrong gets the better of him until Cornette powders the Bullet.  Savage climbs the turnbuckle for another flying elbow, but while Curtis is seeing to Armstrong, Dory pushes him off the turnbuckle to the canvas.  Bedlam pulls some brass knux out of his trunks, decks the Macho man and gets the three.
6. INT:  Jim Cornette & Bruiser Bedlam & Dory Funk Jr. - Cornette knew it was going to happen all along!  Bruiser Bedlam is invincible, he’s the world’s most dangerous wrestler and just beat Randy Savage in the middle of the ring legally, morally, one by one, all by himself.  He tells Bob Armstrong that he can’t stand up to a real legend in professional wrestling like Dory Funk Jr. and Cornette nominates him for the Commissionership of Smoky Mountain Wrestling as they need an honest man.  Bedlam says that Tracey Smothers had no right getting in his business and he’s going to go down just like Randy Savage.  Cornette warns Armstrong and Smothers that bad things are going to happen when they mess with this crew, before Dory tells Bob to ask his little girl to stay away from him and his brother.
7. INT: Bob Armstrong & Tracey Smothers - Bob says that someone needs to do something after what just happened, he needs to do something, he’s tired of Jim Cornette and his cronies and now Dory Funk Jr. has jumped in.  He needs to get in there and take care of business and is just about ready to give up the Commissionership.  Smothers tells him that’s what Cornette wants and to leave it to himself, Steve and Scott Armstrong.  He tells Bedlam that when he put his hands on the Bullet he made it his business, and if he gets his hands on Cornette he’ll knock him back to Louisville.  Armstrong says if only he can find someone he trusts to take over this Commissionership?  He knows the boys can get the job done, they always have, but he wants to get his hands on them.  He’s ready to roll and make mincemeat out of them.
8. Recap of Chris Candido vs Ricky Morton from last week
9. INT: Tammy Fytch - says the ‘Piledriver’ match is ridiculous.  Smoky Mountain Wrestling has this obsession with her where they want to make her life miserable; not only do they want Chris and Brian to lose the belts but they want them hurt.  When Les Thatcher questions doesn’t she want the Rock & Roll Express hurt?  She says “Yes,” but they deserve it and tells him not to interrupt her!  She’s going to call her attorneys and do everything humanely possible to try and get an injunction against this match as it shouldn’t be happening.
10. Recap of the Tony Anthony vs Jake Roberts SMW Heavyweight title change
11. Jake Roberts vs Tony Anthony (jip)
12. Les Thatcher tries to get a dressing room interview but the Dirty White Girl is on a stretcher and being carried out to an ambulance by Tony Anthony, Tracey Smothers, The Thrillseekers and Bobby Blaze.
13. INT:  Jake Roberts - says that in the heat of the battle men are sometimes asked to do things that they wouldn’t normally do.  Sitting here reflecting on what just happened, he wonders what goes through his head as it’s not like he set out to do that.  Then he remembers reading about Cain and Abel and wonders how Cain felt…because right now he feels pretty good.  He taught the Dirty White Boy a lesson and showed him what he would sacrifice to get the job done.  If it means picking a chair up and throwing it across the room, Jake the Snake will pick that chair up and throw it further than anybody else.  If it means pushing that red button, if it means going down to the final countdown, Jake ‘the Snake’ Roberts will do that.  Why?  Because nobody has ever given him a damn thing his whole life, all they are interested in is what they want and that’s why Jake does the things he does.  It’s not Jake’s fault, he’s a nice boy, he’s fun to play with, but he’s not playing with Tony, he’s the example.  He warns the White Boy to keep the Dirty White Girl away from him and if he wants, the White Boy can keep away from him too.  The run of great interviews and promos from Jake continues.

Bold matches are PWO recommended