1994-04-02-SMW-TV

[GSR]

Smoky Mountain Wrestling

TV

Aired April 2, 1994

Dungannon Elementary School, Dungannon, VA

1. INT: Rock & Roll Express - they start be recapping Brian Lee’s and Chris Candido’s attack on them from last week.  We then get a taped interview from Tammy Fytch & Brian Lee & Chris Candido where Tammy says that last week her team pounded the life out of the Rock & Roll Express.  That was for Jim Cornette, but this week on today’s show they’re going to do it for themselves and prove that Brian Lee & Chris Candido are the best team in Smoky Mountain Wrestling.  Ricky Morton says that although the fans are seeing this after the Bluegrass Brawl has taken place, this week’s show has been pre-taped and this may be their last match in SMW.  They’re going to make it a good one as it doesn’t matter who you are, you don’t do what Brian Lee and Chris Candido did to the Rock & Roll Express!
2. The Thrillseekers vs Larry Santo & Mike Sampson - Well Dunn come out to watch the match from ringside.
3. The Thrillseekers: Up Close & Personal - sit-down interview talking with The Thrillseekers, but pretty boring over all.  They make sure to mention that neither of them are married and Jericho in particular specifies that he doesn’t have a type (gotta give these women hope!)
4. Feature on Bob Armstrong from the Armstrong family reunion show in Marietta, GA
5. INT: Bob Armstrong - says that honour they’ve just seen him receive meant an awful lot to him, but he didn’t have long to enjoy it as all he hears out of Jim Cornette’s mouth is “I’m bringing the mystery man, if I can get rid of Bob Armstrong I can run Smoky Mountain Wrestling again.”  Well the mystery to him is who is he going to get?  So far he hasn’t got anyone to get the job done and as long as there is breath left in his body he’ll never get it done.  Jim Cornette is nothing but a big sack of Scandinavian snake faeces and he’s the man that’s going to jump on him.  He tells Cornette that his mother hasn’t got enough money to buy a mystery man who can get the job done and as long as he’s living he’ll stay Commissioner and Cornette will never have his way in Smoky Mountain, that’s a promise!
6. INT: Jim Cornette - Bob Caudle tells him how Bob Armstrong said his mother hasn’t got enough money to get rid of him.  Cornette says it wouldn’t cost him 5 cents to get rid of Bob Armstrong because he knows a number of people that will do it for free as he’s made a lot of enemies in pro wrestling with his John Wayne, Marshall Dillon, white knight in shining armour approach to things.  He almost ran Smoky Mountain Wrestling one time before, got rid of him and thought it was for good but he rebounded back.  He’s one shot left and ‘Bullet’ Bob still doesn’t know who his mystery man is.  He’s the most awesome find of his career, bigger than him, meaner than him and stronger than him.  Then with Bob Armstrong and the Rock & Roll Express out of the way, nothing is going to stop him from running rough shot over SMW again.
7. Mike Furnas vs Brimstone the Inferno - kept short, but Furnas is still showing no signs of improving
8. Down & Dirty w/ Tammy Fytch - she’s getting sick and tired of that filthy Dirty White Girl sleaze ball always saying she wants to fight.  She’s not happy with the mixed matches, she now wants a singles match.  Fytch tells her if she gets her little ugly butt out here she can have her singles match, she can have it one on one and she can have that singles match she wants.  It doesn’t take long for the White Girl to join them and she’s ready to fight telling Fytch that she wants her right now.  Tammy then says she thinks the White Girl may have misunderstood things, as she never said a singles match with ‘her’, at which point the White Girl gets attacked from behind by Peggy Lee Leather.  Dutch says how he is fed up of people interrupting Down & Dirty so tries to break things up, but Peggy ends up bodyslamming him much to Bob Caudle’s amusement.  Lee Leather continues to beat on the White Girl until the Dirty White Boy makes the save and Peggy backs off.
9. INT: Tammy Fytch & Peggy Lee Leather - Tammy is very pleased with herself.  She was tired of the Dirty White Girl saying that she wanted to wrestle her, so she went to the toughest neighbourhood in Atlanta and founder her secret weapon, Peggy Lee Leather.  If the White Girl wants to get to her, she’s got to get through Peggy Lee first and Peggy says that was just a small example of what the Dirty White Girl has got coming to her.
10. Prince Kharis (w/ Daryl Van Horn) vs Bobby Blaze
11. INT: Tony Anthony & Dirty White Girl - when Bob Caudle asks the Dirty White Boy about Prince Kharis, he says that he isn’t worried about that 300lb piece of toilet paper running around here, what he’s concerned with right now is this woman Tammy Fytch has gone and got herself to take care of the Dirty White Girl.  Well the White Girl isn’t scared of anybody as long as you come head on and face to face.  The White Girl tells Peggy if she wants a match she’s got it.  The White Boy says that dynamite comes in small packages and what are you going to do when it blows up in your face.
12. Rock & Roll Express vs Brian Lee & Chris Candido (w/ Tammy Fytch) - double dropkick to Candido and Ricky Morton covers him, but referee Mark Curtis is tied up with Lee and Robert Gibson.  Fytch gets in the ring, but Morton sees her coming and starts kissing her, to which Dutch yells “that’s assault, that’s sexual battery!”  Candido picks up her purse which she had dropped and nails Morton in the back of the head leading to the three, giving himself and Primetime the surprise win.  Good match and Candido worked great with the Rock & Rolls and it establishes the new number one contenders for post-Bluegrass Brawl.

Bold matches are PWO recommended