1994-02-26-SMW-TV

[GSR]

Smoky Mountain Wrestling

TV

Aired February 26, 1994

Jellico High School, Jellico, TN

1. Dutch Mantel draws today’s ‘Beat the Champ’ challenger and it is The Hornet and just like last week, they are soon joined by Chris Candido and The Hornet.  Candido says that last week was just a warm up, he’s travelled the world and The Hornet is the most accomplished wrestler in professional wresling!  He’s got himself another $2,500 and tells Tracey Smothers to put his money back up, they’ve got themselves another bet and The Hornet is his man!
2. Recap of Robbie Eagle vs Larry Santo from last week
3. INT:  Tracey Smothers - he heard Chris Candido running his mouth earlier and that his boy The Hornet is the greatest wrestler ever.  After all the things he’s done to him he wants to get some payback.  Not only does he want to break his neck, he wants to break his pocketbook too and has every faith in Robbie Eagle.
4. Robbie Eagle (w/ Tracey Smother) vs The Hornet (w/ Chris Candido) - Candido interferes to help The Hornet win and become the new TV champion, although we don’t see what he does as for some reason the camera is focusing on a man and child in the crowd.
5. INT: Brian Lee & Tammy Fytch
6. Recap of The Thrillseekers contract signing from last week
7. The Thrillseekers music video - Danger Danger ‘Rock America’
8. Down & Dirty w/ Jim Cornette & Heavenly Bodies - “I’m Tonya Harding and I didn’t have a damn thing to do with it!”  Cornette says that the Rock & Roll Express have fallen into a trap that a lot of people have fallen into when it comes to his tag teams.  They think they can wear them down through sheer persistence, but nothing could be further from the truth as Tom Prichard and Jimmy Del Ray are finely conditioned and can go all night and then some.  He knows there has been a lot of betting going on here recently, but he’s betting on the Heavenly Bodies for the marathon match at Golden Week, you can put the farm on it.  Dutch then asks him about a new tag team called The Thrillseekers who are coming to SMW and what does he know about them and how does he think the Heavenly Bodies will stack up against them?  Cornette replies with “No comment on that right now Dutch,” before they make their exits.  
9. INT: Brian Lee & Tammy Fytch - Tammy is a bit calmer than last week, but she’s still very upset about this mixed tag match they’ve got against Tony Anthony and the Dirty White Girl.  She doesn’t know what she’s going to do as she isn’t a wrestler and has called every one she knows in the office to stop this match, but they’ve said they can’t do anything   She even asks Brian if they can call that guy in Oregon who works for the figure skater to come down here and break her legs to get rid of her.  Lee tells her not to worry about anything as Chris Candido and himself are going to have her training, running and lifting weights.  She may end up being Miss Olympia, they may have her powerlifting and may even send her to the Olympics.
10. Brian Lee (w/ Tammy Fytch) vs Anthony Michaels - Tammy covers Michaels after the match and Lee count the ‘pin’ before Tammy does a bit of boxing practice (all in her business suit and heels!)
11. INT: Tony Anthony & Dirty White Girl - the Dirty White Boy says it’s real easy for someone to get a three count when they’ve got somebody else knocking the people out for them.  He heard that Tammy Fytch is in training, well she better be doing some heavy duty training as the White Girl is in training too.  Not that she needs to be, but she’s in training nonetheless.  The White Girl says that she is sick and tired of being humiliated over and over again, and when Tammy Fytch steps in the ring and is looking eyeball to eyeball with her, she’s going to throw a right that’s going to ruip her skull straight off her head.  Anthony tells them that all they’ve got to do is show up and they’ll beat their stinking brains out and there is nothing they can do about it.
12. INT: Lex Luger - repeat from 2/19
13. INT: Bob Armstrong - he wants everyone to spread the word as old Bob is back with his Commissioner’s hat and is open for business.  First thing he did was to get rid of that crooked politician that Jim Cornette had bought on the Board of Directors and the second thing he accomplished  was not only is he Commissioner, but he can wrestle whenever he wants now and that has really torn Cornette up.  He’s got him one-on-one at his family reunion in Marietta, but everyone else in the Smoky Mountain area also deserves to see him get at least part of Cornette after what he did to him and his good friend The Bullet.  He wanted him one-on-one again, but Cornette was only prepared to do it if it was a handicap match.  He’s got Dick Murdoch to be his a partner, and even if Murdoch beats him half to death he knows he’s going to get his hands on Cornette at least one time in that match, and when he does it will be time for him to pay his debts.
14. INT: Dick Murdoch - he’s the happiest man on the face of the earth because he didn’t know Christmas would come around a second time so soon!  He was sat at home in Texas the other day when his phone rang, and this time it wasn’t George Bush or Ronald Reagan, it was Mama Cornette offering him a lot of money to come back to Smoky Mountain Wrestling.  She’s paying him a tremendous amount to protect her little Jimmy and once he gives his word you can bank on it.  He tells Bob Armstrong to look over his shoulder, look round the corner, under your car and in your closets as there is no way of telling where he’s going to show up.  He promised Mama Cornette that he was going to take care of Jimmy and make sure that nothing happens to him.  Armstrong needs to get it out of his head about hurting him or laying a finger on him as and he’ll see him in the very near future.
15. INT: Jeff Jarrett - repeat from 2/19
16. INT: Tony Anthony & Dirty White Girl
17. INT: Daryl Van Horn - he was off TV last week as his professor summoned him to the Carpathian Mountains where he gave a week long seminar on torture methods of the Inquisition and advanced sado masochism techniques.  When he came back he looked in his mail box and saw a letter from the SMW Board of Directors who have once again denied Prince Kharis a championship match.  There has been a conspiracy against them both since they first showed up here.  Prince Kharis has devoured everyone in his path, yet he’s still not given the respect due an Egyptian Prince, they are discriminating against him.  The likes of Jim Cornette and Tammy Fytch are out here and on TV for as long as they want, but what have they done next to him?  Win some cheap championship belts?  He’s revived Prince Kharis from a 3,000 year slumber and that’s right up there with parting the red sea or turning water into wine.  If they think they can stop him and deny Prince Kharis access then fine.  In the weeks to come he’s bringing in more people to Smoky Mountain, more lost souls who’ll follow him like rats behind the pied piper and the trail of slaughter will be long and ugly.
18. Heavenly Bodies & Killer Kyle (w/ Jim Cornette) vs Rock & Roll Express & Bobby Blaze - with Blaze hurt on the outside, the Bodies and Kyle attack the Rock & Rolls after the match.  Cornette splits Morton’s head open after a nasty looking racket shot and then gives him one to the throat for good measure too.  Larry Santo, Pat Rose, Anthony Michaels (“What’s he coming out for he got beat by a woman” quips Dutch), The Hornet and Robbie Eagle all come to try and help but are kept at bay by Kyle and the racket swinging Cornette.  Robert is trapped upside down and helpless in the corner whilst they continue to beat on Ricky who is a bloody mess at this point.  Vegematic on to Morton, then out comes Tracey Smothers and Tony Anthony for the save just as the show goes off air.  This was all about the post-match and beat down on the Rock & Rolls which was excellent and as there hasn’t been any blood on TV for quite some time, seeing Ricky get busted wide open really added to the visual here.

Bold matches are PWO recommended