hammerva

THIS FUCKING COMPANY ACTUALLY FOUND SOMEONE WORSE THAN CORBIN

OH FUCK NO

Balor, Ricochet, Ali, and Andrade killing themselves to make us feel better when Corbin wins

HOLY FUCK THE BOUNCE BALOR TOOK ON THAT LADDER

Oh fuck when did they put that childish gun shot in the beginning of Ricochet's entrance

It was pretty bad during the Charlotte/Becky match on Roku for me. Shocker that Lars would attack some Mexicans given his social media history. Damn Lars is getting great juice though. Damn my joke was a minute too old

I believe that Dolph Ziggler has won about 14 titles in his WWE career. And people only remember about 2 of them. That is going to be Charlotte's at this rate only with about 20 Oh fuck now Graves is gushing for Elias after hating him since the beginning.

Actually Bayley cashing in on Charlotte would be better. Of course I expect her to fail because it is fucking Charlotte WOW THANK GOD i AM WRONG AGAIN Oh fuck Graves is right Charlotte never got to her feet. Are we going to get a fucking Dusty finish

I would argue they need to put a leash on her ability because she was a lot better in NXT before she tried doing moves she is just learning how to do. Of course.

I kind of thought this would happen with Charlotte coming out immediately. Figure that she is winning the belt tonight Given how awful the refs have been I hope there are no plans for Bayley cashing in tonight. That might be too complicated for them

OH FOR FUCK SAKE THE REF FUCKED UP AGAIN Can we just have Drake Younger ref the entire company

I was hoping that Sami did it on purpose so that Braun would get blamed for it although I guess then you have to explain how the fuck he did it. The cruiserweight match was good but it felt like a throwback to the Enzo part of 205 Live. They may have no choice since guys like Ali, Alexander, and Murphy are shipped to the main roster That was some gaudy looking shit from Lacey. Have no idea how you walk with a hat that huge

That would be noble if it wasn't Tony Nese vs Daivari? Okay I guess we now know why this was on the main show. A car

A new title? They can't even get the fucking tag titles on the show and now a new title

Shane looks like he is going he is going to pass out at any moment So we are getting TWO straight bad/questionable ref decisions in a row That was one of the worst frog splash I have ever seen Fuck Shane wins because his shirt is too loose. Never seen that before and there is a fucking reason why

I like how Sami mentioned that the whole barred from the building thing was kind of stupid and sure enough Braun is there about 10 minutes later

Okay I understand having a 60 second match at WM because we were in hour 6 of the show. Why the fuck was this match only 3 or 4 minutes long? Because he was bleeding?

Please have Sonya turn on Mandy Right person won that one. This gives her a ton of options if Sasha doesn't come back and maybe the final catalyst for Sasha heel turn if she does come back

Yeah I don't think Carmella is working this one as she had to tell Mandy to stop a couple times so she could have it looked Dana is working her ass off in this match. Although she fucking killed Nikki Cross on that ladder

Wait you have a match with Carmella AND Mandy Rose and Corey Graves is not on commentary. That is refreshingly weird

Wait this was a non title match? When was the last time on a PPV that a champion had a non-title match in a traditional, non-gimmicked match. Probably involved the SD tag champions

Usos back in their rightful position of having the best first match of the show from the looks of it. What is this goofy shit from the Usos. Oh fuck Graves and Saxton is uber character tonight. This is going to be a long night

At least for one night we might actually hear people complain online about something tonight that isn't a WWE PPV.. Until Corbin wins the men's MITB then shit will completely hit the fan So no IIconics match tonight. I think that Becky should win both matches tonight for at least one PPV but I don't see that happening.

While I generally don't have an issue with the fine that was imposed on Lars; it is extremely ironic that this is announced and this happens on the Smackdown tapings:

Screwing up Mania didn't help but he was in trouble as soon as Brock didn't want any part of him. Once they took him off the Royal Rumble match he has been floundering since