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I can't tell if Charlotte looks salty that she's about to lose or she's just nervous.

Brock's ordinary matches feel more violent than that.

I'm really not looking forward to this after their previous matches. Maybe Jericho will pull out a great performance because it's Mania.

Owens pulling out the claw in Texas, nice.

Judging by those crowd reactions, Becky or Sasha better win tonight. Also, that belt's color scheme is made for Eva Marie.

Probably Flo Rida.

Lana looks really awkward in the ring. Makes Eva Marie seem like Asuka. And they broke the trope of the multiwoman superplex that appears in every one of these matches by having it fail. You can almost see the frustration from the women in this match who are actually good. They still lay their shit in when they get the chance, even though the structure of the match doesn't lend them any favors. Somehow Brie Bella is still pretty over.

They're even doing the commercials in the middle of Mania preshow matches. Come on... Also, Tamina looks legitimately frightening.

Kick out of the first Styles Clash on PPV.

Owens looks even fatter than usual tonight.

Some say that Parv started the Divas Revolution.

The tree of woe double stomp is such a terrible move.

He suffered a rib injury: https://twitter.com/TheMarkHenry/status/699695171236032512

The only double stomp variant that impresses me is the moonsault double stomp, and that's because of the suprakayfabe feeling that it is insane that anyone would ever perform or take such a move.

Thankfully, iOS has an accessibility feature that turns all system audio to mono.

Please turn on Ambrose, Roman. That's the only thing that makes sense with this crowd.

Nope, just that gimmick sucks. And Bray isn't that good in the ring compared to others on the roster.

Dolph Ziggler isn't even Dolph Ziggler over anymore.

Please don't ever do Brock vs. Bray.

Is Lesnar going to clean up the Wyatts? Edit: His music hit right after I posted this, so it appears so.

I love that JBL is talking about how it's impossible to tell the fanbase what to think in the middle of a storyline that's constantly been trying to do that.

Sexual assault by an old man #DivasRevolution.

JBL's shooting on how much he loves beating up small wrestlers.

They even had Chekhov's tables play a part in the actual finish.

It plays to Ambrose's strengths way better than anything he's done on PPV in months. Also a great choice for the opener.