Quotable 1994

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"You, and that rotting flesh you call an entourage ..." -- The Undertaker to Yokozuna, in the buildup to the 1994 Royal Rumble

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"Heenan, won't you leave me alone? You follow me everywhere." -- Gene Okerlund, Clash of the Champions XXVI, shortly after Bobby Heenan's debut

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Bob Caudle: "Ricky Morton has fought a valiant match, but he hasn't really fought a smart match."

Dutch: "That's 'cause he's stupid."

 

-- SMW TV 02/05/94

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"Hello, and welcome to Down and Dirty with Dutch. I am John Bobbitt, and WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT KNIFE?" -- Dutch Mantell, SMW TV 02/19/94

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"We know what rasslin's all about. It's not about 94 clotheslines." -- Dick Murdoch

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"I want all these Smoky Mountain scumbags out here in TV land to get their tongues out of their grandmothers mouths and stop felching the family dog. For I have great news to share!" -- Darryl Van Horn, SMW TV 03/12/94

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"This match started at 10:10 and now it's 10:16." -- Whoever filmed the Rock & Roll Express vs Heavenly Bodies marathon match on March 12, right after the announcer made a time call that 10 minutes had elapsed

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"Well it's about time you came back to check what condition my condition is in, brother." -- Hulk Hogan, WCW Worldwide 04/02/94

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"There's an old saying, 'Jackasses can't run with race horses'. I wish he'd learn that, because that man right there is the biggest jackass I know." -- Bob Armstrong -- SMW TV 04/02/94

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"The referee in charge of the action will be Randy Peterson." -- Michael Buffer, before the Flair/Windham match at Slamboree '94