80s Hollywood action lines in a wrestling context

[JerryvonKramer]

Remember all those films with Arnie in them where he'd punch a guy in the face and deliver a cheesy one liner?

 

I thought it would be fun to come up with convoluted scenarios within the world of wrestling for the delivery of these lines. Admittedly, this is 99% because I randomly came up with one while while making a cup of tea.

 

Get ready for this people.

 

[said to Buck Robley]

 

"The only thing you'll booking, Robley, is a date with the sidewalk"

 

[NintendoLogic]

Remember when I promised to kill you last, Robley? I lied.

 

Too soon?

[JerryvonKramer]

[To Rick Martel:]

 

"The only thing you'll be modelling is my fist on your nose!"

 

[To Greg Valentine:]

 

"Stop. *punch* Hammertime!"

 

[To Irwin R. Schyster:]

 

"I'll be brief: this fist is about to get on your case."

 

This might be the worst thread ever made.