[2001-07-08-UWC] Celebrity Battle Royal

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Jerry Lawler has worked some miracles when in there with non-workers in the past, this however was not one of those occasions.  For posterity the participants of this "celebrity", and that word is being used extremely loosely here, Battle Royal are Bo Smirnow (the bosses’ son), Keith Kennedy (a local DJ), Keith Young (no idea, an overweight tub of lard referred to as a "sex symbol"), Nick Andrews, Ballz (two more local DJ’s), DJ Dan (yet another DJ), Dan Mason (have a guess?  A local DJ), Chef Meeker (presumably a local chef), Even Colder (a Steve Austin lookalike) and finally ‘the King’ himself.  The moment this starts Young just lies on the mat and wraps himself around the bottom rope, gripping for all he is worth.  Lawler dumps one of the DJ’s on the back of his head with a great looking belly to back and then kills another with an even nastier looking one.  Thesz press from Even Colder, although I would hardly call what follows ‘rapid fire’ piston like right hands!  We’re down to five and Lawler looks to orchestrate things so that the four of them work together to try and eliminate the big 400lb chef.  That plan works and then Kennedy immediately dumps Colder and one of the DJ’s.  He starts celebrating thinking he’s won, not realizing that although Lawler is on the apron, he hasn’t been eliminated.  When he does realise he thinks about eliminating himself before trying his luck against ‘the King’.  This was only ending one way, a Lawler piledriver before he tosses Kennedy out of there.  Post-match Even Colder gives Kennedy a stunner and then collects some beers, alcohol free for Lawler no doubt, which he dishes out with some of the participants.