1992-07-11-SMW-TV

[GSR]

Smoky Mountain Wrestling

TV

Aired July 11, 1992

Cumberland High School, Cumberland, KY

1. Killer Kyle vs Danny Davis (Kyle rams Davis’ head into the violin case and gets the pin.  Dixie Dy-No-Mite runs out to tell the referee what happened and he then DQ’s Kyle and reverses the decision.  Kyle then clocks Dy-No-Mite in the back with the violin case leaving both men lying in the ring.
2. INT: Bob Armstrong - is fining Killer Kyle $500 for what he just did and says that he isn’t going to be using that case anymore.
3. INT: Tim Horner - says that Buddy Landell may have got the first licks in, but next week at Summerblast he’s going to get the last.  Also includes a recap of Landell whipping him from last week and comments from Landell regarding their strap match.
4. INT: Hector Guerrero, Tim Horner, Brian Lee
5. INT: The Fantastics - Jackie says that next week at Summerblast they get the Heavenly Bodies exactly where they want them, in the ring, no holds barred, anything goes.  They’ve been talking about how we’ve been running, but they won’t talk anymore when we get through with them.  Bobby says that Bob Armstrong signed this match and whilst the previous riot cost them $1,500 apiece, this time it’s a Smoky Mountain Street fight and it will all be legal.  He just wishes that Cornette and his men would come out now as they’re not hard to find.  Cornette then appears in the ring saying that they’ve got the big street fight coming up; the Fantastics got crippled once before and he’s giving them the chance to chicken out of it, walk out the back door admitting they’re gutless cowards and that way they will let them out of the street fight without getting hurt.  The Fantastics are having none of that and they both race to the ring.  Cornette cowers in the corner and the Fantastics are jumped from behind by the Bodies and both teams continue to fight until the Fulton’s have the upper hand at which point the Bodies retreat to the back.
6. Down & Dirty w/ Ron Wright & Tony Anthony & Paul Orndorff - Dutch starts by playing a tape that was sent to him and it opens with a Ron Garvin promo.  He's in shape, is in condition and is coming to help Brian Lee at Summerblast.  You think you've got a punch and a piledriver?  Well I'm the master of that stuff, the master of hurting and crippling people.  It's going to be a blast and I'll blast you into orbit!  It’s followed by this awesome old video package featuring footage of Garvin getting the better of Andre the Giant and Jos Le Duc, dishing out piledrivers, all bloodied in a cage and generally beating people up set to 'I'm Evil' by Roy Buchanan.  The video closes with a voice over saying “his battle plan is simple, win at any cost.”  Dutch says you've just seen the video and Wright is now unsure whether Anthony and Orndorff will be able to do anything to Garvin after seeing what he did there to the likes of Andre the Giant and Jos Le Duc.  He says that it should be against the law to show something like that as you know he's got a bad heart, and he can't stand looking at that knowing these two beloved men (Orndorff and Anthony) are going to have to go up against that wild and crazy idiot!  Anthony tells him to calm down and take his pills and whilst we're not Andre the Giant we are tough, and he has a right hand that will drop Ron Garvin.  Orndorff then claims that the video has been doctored due to modern technology and that they will beat them at Summerblast.
7. Tony Anthony & Paul Orndorff (w/ Ron Wright) vs Brad & Bart Batten - Orndorff piledrives one of the Batten’s on the arena floor behind the referee’s back and after a few minutes, with him laid out Brian Lee runs down to take his place in the match.  The Dirty White Boy throws the other Batten over the top rope for the DQ and the two of them beat on Lee until Danny Davis and Robert Gibson run them off.
8. Recap of Jimmy Golden vs Robert Gibson from Knoxville
9. INT: Robert Gibson - says he’s bringing two fans to the ring with him to search Jimmy Golden to check he’s got nothing concealed on him.  Gibson doesn’t even know the name of the event, calling it Superbash and then Summerbash.
10. INT: Buddy Landell & Tony Anthony - repeat from 6/27
11. Heavenly Bodies (w/ Jim Cornette) vs Gary Scott & Rick Cannon - prior to this match commencing, Cornette says that due to the Fantastics breaking things over Stan Lane’s head they’ve busted his ear drum and he’s now got to wear protective headgear in order to wrestle.  The three of them beat on the jobbers after the bout with brings out the Fantastics to save them and leads to an impromptu match between the two teams.
12. Heavenly Bodies (w/ Jim Cornette) vs The Fantastics - show goes off the air with the match still in progress

Bold matches are PWO recommended