1992-09-12-SMW-TV

[GSR]

Smoky Mountain Wrestling

TV

Aired September 12, 1992

Pikeville College Gym, Pikeville, KY

1. Paul Orndorff vs Ben Jordan
2. INT: Paul Orndorff
3. Recap of the Fantastics vs Heavenly Bodies from last week
4. INT:  The Fantastics - they claim that once again the Bodies cheated them and took their tag team belts.  Bobby Fulton says when he woke up he could still smell whatever was on that rag and the smell lasted for a couple of days, but the hatred he has for Cornette and the Bodies remains.  He feels they were robbed, but there is nothing Commissioner Armstrong can do because it was a no DQ match.  They've a return title shot upcoming where they'll prove they can beat the Bodies again, however this time Cornette will be handcuffed to Bob Armstrong at ringside.
5. INT: Jim Cornette & Heavenly Bodies & Killer Kyle - after 13 years in the sport Stanfield Lane has sustained his fair share of injuries, but none were ever of the magnitude of the one he received at the hands of the Fantastics.  He suffered a perforated eardrum, has to now wear protective headgear and wants everyone to keep the noise down!  Tom Prichard is getting sick and tired of all these fat, disgusting women trying to rip their clothes and get to them every chance they get.  “We don't associate with any woman in the Smoky Mountain area, we get our women flown in.”  Cornette states that Bob Armstrong may be used to being in handcuffs but he's not, he's never spent a day in jail and this just goes to show he's out to see his men lose the belts again like last time.  He goes on to say that Killer Kyle is going after the $10,000 bounty on Brian Lee, whilst people have been coming up to him saying that you're not true champions until you beat the Rock & Roll Express.  He's going to rectify this and has asked for a match against them on TV next week and when they beat them, they'll never get another title shot as we'll have proved we're true champions.
6. INT: Jim Cornette & Killer Kyle, Robert Fuller & Jimmy Golden
7. Tim Horner vs Joe Cazana - Ron Wright & Tony Anthony join the commentary desk for this match and Wright says that Horner has been harassing him at home!  He’s been calling him up at 4am and got him out of bed, he’s been calling him when he’s eating his supper, he can’t even find time to take his heart and arthritis medicine, asking why can’t he get a title shot?
8. INT: Tim Horner - he confronts Ron Wright and Tony Anthony, but Wright claims to feel a heart attack coming on and says we better get out of here.  Horner says that he’s not going to touch him, but wants to make sure his name is in that hat and Wright says that it is.
9. Down & Dirty w/ Bob Armstrong & Brian Lee - Dutch thinks these ‘Wanted’ posters are reprehensible and has often said that the fans shouldn’t do this!  He wants Bob to get to the bottom of this, is on his side and has always been on his side.  Armstrong has received another letter and although there is no signature he recognizes the handwriting.  The letter says “Commissioner Armstrong, you seem surprised that my follower keeps returning?  All the police and all the security cannot stop him from doing my will.  You will regret having wronged me and all of wrestling will pay.  You, Armstrong, will be forced to stand by and watch, you will be helpless to stop it.  Brian Lee will be the first to suffer but he won’t be the last.  Do not interfere with my errand boy or more of your friends will be hurt.”  Armstrong has been racking his brains about who it could be but can’t think of anyone.  He asks the man to call him, to meet him face to face and maybe they can sort out the problem.  Lee says that he is nervous but is going to have to get tougher, and then rips the poster up.
10. INT: Ron Wright & Tony Anthony - they’ve let the fine commissioner Mr Armstrong write down the names of the top ten contenders again, they will be put in a hat and whomever is drawn will get a shot at the title belt.  Dirty White Boy pulls a name out of the hat, pauses for a bit (looking shifty in the process) and then says it’s Newton Steffey, before throwing the paper away.
11. Tony Anthony (w/ Ron Wright) vs Newton Steffey - Bob Caudle thinks that the Dirty White Boy is handpicking his opponents, he then gets the piece of paper that Anthony threw away and sees that the name on it was in fact Tim Horner and not Newton Steffey.  After the match Horner confronts Anthony saying that he was watching backstage on the monitor and saw that it was his name that he pulled out, and that makes him scared and a coward.  Anthony tells him to get his butt back to Morristown with his momma before he hurts him.  Horner slaps him and the Dirty White Boy says that he’s crossed the line, he can have that match but it’s non-title, and if he beats him then he gets a shot at the belt.
12. Danny Davis & Dixie Dy-No-Mite vs Robert Fuller & Jimmy Golden - the Rock & Roll Express come down to ringside during the match.  Golden tries to suplex Dy-No-Mite from the apron back into the ring, Morton hooks his leg and holds it down allowing Dixie to fall on top of him and get the pin.
13. INT: Tim Horner, Rock & Roll Express
14. INT: Robert Fuller & Jimmy Golden - Golden says that he has never been robbed so bad in his life, Ricky Morton tripped him and held him down by his foot.  He’s got a stretcher with him and says that the stretcher match isn’t going to be over until they’re both flat out on it and being carried to the hospital.

Bold matches are PWO recommended