1992-09-26-SMW-TV

[GSR]

Smoky Mountain Wrestling

TV

Aired September 26, 1992

Pikeville College Gym, Pikeville, KY

1. Rock & Roll Express vs Robbie Eagle & Mike Sampson
2. INT: Rock & Roll Express - they tell the Stud Stable that they’re not carrying them out on a stretcher and they better be ready, as they’re fighting “eye for an eye.”  Ricky Morton then tells Jim Cornette that they took the Express name from them and now they’re going to take their belts too.  Bob Armstrong has told them that they will get another title shot and that is good enough for them as he’s a man of his word.
3. INT: Bob Armstrong - says he’s found out nothing about Brian Lee’s stalker, but this contract is leading to additional problems and situations.  A clip then airs of the ‘stalker’ (Mongolian Mauler) jumping Lee from last week’s show and then of a six-man tag match from a spot show (Brian Lee & Dixie Dy-No-Mite & Tim Horner vs Heavenly Bodies & Killer Kyle) where Lee is attacked by another unnamed assailant (The Nightstalker).  Armstrong says that he has received another letter (although this time in the form of a contract) which states “Commissioner Armstrong, you didn’t think I only had one errand boy did you?  I have many followers, many poor souls who society has rejected, all of them are loyal to me and all are anxious to hurt those who have wronged me.  If Brian Lee wishes to face his tormentor and bring his agony and career to an end, he has a chance.  Here is a contract.  Brian Lee may sign it and seal his fate.  You still don’t know who I am do you?  By the time you find out, it will be too late.”  Armstrong says that he doesn’t know and isn’t bothered as he will find out eventually, however he has found out that the big, bald stalker is called the Mongolian Mauler.  Armstrong says that as promoter he has the right to sign the match between he and Brian Lee, and even though he doesn’t agree with what he did, he can understand what Lee’s going through, so is giving him the chance to face him face to face and the match is made.
4. INT: Tony Anthony, Jim Cornette & Killer Kyle
5. Killer Kyle (w/ Jim Cornette) vs Newton Steffey
6. INT: Jim Cornette & Heavenly Bodies & Killer Kyle - they reiterate some of their previous points and Stan Lane is hilarious selling his perforated ear drum, and how the people insist on yelling and making noise as they want to see a good, Christian athlete like him hurt.
7. Down & Dirty w/ Robert Fuller & Jimmy Golden - the segment opens with clips of last week's Rock & Roll Express vs Heavenly Bodies match and Robert Fuller would like to clear the air about what happened.  He says that they got drawn up in all the action and that bought them down to ringside to get a better vantage point of what was going on.  As Robert Gibson came into the ropes he clumsily tumbled over them and nearly fell on to Jimmy and him, and if they hadn't been there he may well have hit someone in the audience.  When they were helping him back in the ring they noticed that his eyes were all glazed and at this point goes on to talk about the real rock & rollers, God fearing men like Elvis Presley and Ricky Nelson, personal friends of his who never touched a drug in their life.  Now you have Guns 'n' Roses, Aerosmith and all you have are the drugs and the drinking, things you never see good God fearing men like Jimmy and he doing.  He tells the Rock & Roll Express to dose themselves up and stick needles in their arteries because they'll need it when they take the ride on the stretcher. WTF!!!  Fuller has such wonderful delivery but the subject matter was something else, saying that all Rock & Rollers these days are drunks and druggies and telling the Express to stick needles in their arteries!
8. INT: Ron Wright - Bob Caudle thought that Ron Wright was having a heart attack last week when Tim Horner defeated the Dirty White Boy.  Wright says how Horner has hounded him more than any bill collector, has been calling him 24 hours a day and sending the police out because he wants a title shot.  He claims that he never promised him a title shot and now he is out there lying through his teeth accusing him of promising him to give him one if Anthony got beat.  He tells Caudle that the gentleman Ron Wright would never go back on his word, he's just down and out on his luck trying to raise enough money to get to the hospital to have his hip implant and open heart surgery!  At this point Horner comes out and Wright's voice and demeanor change instantly and he goes back to clutching his chest.  Horner says that they told him if he beat them he'd get a title shot and asks where his contract is.  Wright claims to have arthritis in his shoulder and arm so bad that he couldn't even sign it, but has watched the tape back and states that he never promised him a title match.  He they starts accusing him of lying though his teeth, calling him yellow and can't say what he would like to him as he would probably be arrested!  Horner starts back at Wright when Anthony appears and nails him in the back with a chair.  He then handcuffs him with his arms behind his back and Wright gives him a noose which he puts round Horner's neck, before dragging him to the ring and hanging him from the top rope.  Robbie Eagle, Ben Jordan and Newton Steffey all try to help, but the Dirty White Boy beats them all down.  Horner bleeds from the mouth and does a pretty spectacular sell job with his facials, whilst Anthony lifts his legs up off the floor to aid in the hanging.  The Rock & Roll Express, Dixie Dy-No-Mite and Danny Davis eventually make the save, stopping the attack and saving Horner from any further punishment.
9. INT: Bob Armstrong - he tells Ron Wright and Tony Anthony that they are not getting away with that and that Tim Horner can have as many title matches as he wants until he wins the title.  If they want to try and sue SMW go ahead, as he’ll find some way to strip Anthony of the title belt.
10. INT: Ron Garvin - says that Paul Orndorff made it personal by putting his hands on his property and he’s going to pay.  Even if it’s his false teeth or his underwear, he’s taking something of his!
11. Paul Orndorff vs Brian Lee - Orndorff brings the timekeeper’s bell into the ring resulting in his disqualification.  He tries to piledrive Lee on it in an effort to collect the $10,000 bounty, but Lee blocks the attempt.
12. INT: Tim Horner, Rock & Roll Express
13. INT: Brian Lee

Bold matches are PWO recommended