1992-10-17-SMW-TV

[GSR]

Smoky Mountain Wrestling

TV

Aired October 17, 1992

Hancock County High School, Sneedville, TN

1. Dixie Dy-No-Mite vs Joe Cazana
2. INT:  Rock & Roll Express - Ricky Morton says that throughout the history of the Rock & Roll Express and the Midnight Express and now the Heavenly Bodies, it's always been Mama Cornette putting the money up.  He got to thinking, who is she, as he's never see her.  Well, he’s just found out that she has recently got her picture taken by a famous photographer and he went down to his office and got a copy of it.  Later on today he will show the whole world who Mama Cornette really is.
3. Recap of last week’s Down & Dirty and the subsequent two on one attack by the ‘stalkers’ on Brian Lee
4. INT: Brian Lee - says that he is tired of looking over his shoulder and being jumped from behind and tells ‘The Master’ to quit sending his hired help and to just get in his face.
5. INT: Bob Armstrong - he still hasn’t found anything about ‘The Master’, but has a deal for him.  He tells him that if he takes off the bounty and calls off the stalkers, he’ll give him air time on this show to air his grievances and to get everything out in the open.
6. INT: Jim Cornette
7. INT: Dutch Mantel - he reads a letter he has received from one of the fans for ‘Dream Match’ month where Leroy Mercer from Tennessee wants to see Tojo Yamamoto vs Whitey Caldwell.  Dutch says that the problem with that is that they are both dead and this just goes to show that people in the Smoky Mountain area don’t know if someone is alive or dead, are stupid and should be institutionalized as they’re all ignorant!
8. Heavenly Bodies (w/ Jim Cornette & Killer Kyle) vs Ben Jordan & Robbie Eagle
9. Down & Dirty w/ Jim Cornette & Heavenly Bodies & Killer Kyle - Cornette says that he heard the Rock & Roll Express come out and say that they've got a picture of his mother.  Well it's not true and it's not legal, you can't just possess a picture of somebody and show it on TV!  He tells the Rock & Rolls that they've got nothing of his mother as she's a fine woman and wouldn't allow them to have a picture of her!  He says that they’re going to collect on that bounty too, they’re going to collect on Brian Lee, the Rock & Roll Express and anyone else who gets in their way.  Prichard says that he’s sick and tired of hearing the Rock & Rolls come out every week and say what they’ve done to the Midnight Express and Jim Cornette, well they’re not the Midnight Express, they’re the new and improved Heavenly Bodies.
10. INT: Ron Garvin - he is wearing Paul Orndorff’s robe again which he refers to as his ‘smoking jacket’.  He says that from now on he’s going to make Orndorff’s life so miserable that he won’t be able to stand it in Smoky Mountain Wrestling and he’s going to drive him out of the area.
11. Danny Davis vs Mike Sampson - incl. Paul Orndorff insert interview where he says that Ron Garvin is not going to drive him crazy and he’ll end his career one way or another.  He says that Smoky Mountain Wrestling isn’t big enough of for the both of them and he’s going to pay dearly, in fact it will start now.  Orndorff then goes down to the ring and attacks Davis.  He piledrives him and is about to do it again when Ron Garvin runs out to make the save.  Orndorff exits the ring and says over the house mic that the process of elimination has just begun, he hopes that he has broken Danny Davis’ neck and that Paul Orndorff is next.
12. INT: Bob Armstrong - says that piledriver has just cost Paul Orndorff $2,500 and if he can find a way he’s going to see if he can get him to pay for Danny Davis’ medical bills too.  Reiterates that there are no piledrivers allowed.
13. INT: Rock & Roll Express - Ricky unveils the photo of Mama Cornette and it's a picture of a dog wearing a wig, glasses and a dress.  The Rock & Roll Express leave the photo with Bob Caudle and then the Heavenly Bodies, Jim Cornette and Killer Kyle rush out and start to tear up the photo.  Cornette says that his mother is not a dog and tells the Rock & Rolls to get back out and they'll fight them right now.  Stanfield is not happy as they clearly have no respect if they can do that to a man's mother, whilst Dr Tom says she's the sweetest old lady he's ever met in his life and tells them to get back out here.  Bob Armstrong comes out and says how he guesses that they want a match with the Rock & Roll Express?  Well they can have it one condition, and that is that it's for the tag team titles.  Cornette is fine with that, the Bodies not so much and an argument erupts between them.  They say what about the injunction, but he tells them they've humiliated him and his mother ('they called her a female dog!'), that they're the best tag team in the business, that's what he pays them for and it's their job to beat the Rock & Roll Express up.  Cornette doesn't care about the injunction and signs the contract, much to Armstrong's pleasure.
14. INT: Jim Cornette
15. INT: Ron Wright & Tony Anthony - Wright is in such a weakened condition that he barely talk.  Tim Horner hit him with beer bottles and they've told him he'll probably lose his sight and he'll be out here in his wheelchair trying to manage wearing dark glasses because he's blind!  'Can you imagine a poor, old, broken down man like me, can't even walk, having to be rolled up to ringside and going blind?'  It breaks his heart, he's said lots of prayers, asked for help and been to the smartest doctor in the world and he just doesn't know if anything can be done as that glass got in his cataract implants!  Horner has come out and attacked him numerous times because he hasn't got the guts to get on the champ, so he picks on poor, crippled Mr Wright.  The Dirty White Boy wipes a tear from his eye and tells Horner what kind of man is he?  All he's doing is trying to do is make enough money to get Mr Wright out of his wheelchair, but every time Horner gets in his way.  Everyone says he's a good down to earth man, but how can he be when he keeps attacking a crippled man?  He tells Horner to pick on him instead, he isn't hard to find, just come down and step in his face, but implores him to leave Ron Wright alone.  Bob Caudle says that he didn't see it like that, but Wright claims they edited the video of Horner threatening to kill him.  Anthony then says that he has an announcement to make, but wants to make it in the ring and heads over to it.  He says for weeks Horner has been begging him for a SMW title shot, well if he was here now he’d give him one, but he’s probably not got enough guts and is sat at home, at which point Horner makes his way to ringside (flanked by Bob Armstrong).  Dirty White Boy is all shocked and starts telling Wright ‘you said Horner wasn’t going to be here?’  Anthony starts goading him, but Horner is under doctor’s orders not to do anything as he has a concussion, and whilst he wants to get in the ring to get him, Armstrong holds him back.  Dirty White Boy returns to the interview position and says that Horner is crazy, he’s got a concussion and the best thing he can do is to stay out his way.  Horner eventually breaks free from Armstrong and goes straight after Anthony, beating on him and they fight around the arena until the show goes off the air.  Great segment.

Bold matches are PWO recommended