1993-03-13-SMW-TV

[GSR]

Smoky Mountain Wrestling

TV

Aired March 13, 1993

Caton’s Chapel Elementary School, Sevierville, TN

1. Dixie Dy-No-Mite vs Tim Horner
2. Rock & Roll Express (w/ their mystery partner underneath a sheet) vs Jeff Daniels & Lynn Fields - Jim Cornette joins them on commentary for this match and he is laughing as he doesn’t think the Rock & Rolls could find anyone, so they’ve picked some random guy up from the gas station and put him under a sheet to make it seem like they’ve someone credible as their mystery partner.
3. INT: Rock & Roll Express - they’re at the commentary desk where Jim Cornette, Bobby Eaton and the Heavenly Bodies are already out.  Cornette says that the Rock & Rolls aren’t conning anyone, they’ve got nobody and no-one will team up with them.  Morton tells Cornette that he talks big and if he’s got the guts why doesn’t he go and pull the sheet off and see if it’s nobody?  They head over to where the mystery partner is and Cornette starts prodding and pushing him.  He pulls the sheet off to reveal Arn Anderson and Cornette falls over from the shock.  Eaton shakes Anderson’s hand and pats him on the shoulder, but Arn drills him with a left.  All six men start fighting at ringside with Eaton taking a backdrop on the floor before Cornette gets his men out of there.  Morton says that every time they wrestle the Bodies it is always three on two or four on two, so they decided to bring their mystery partner out with them today.  Anderson says that when he was laid out with a knee injury did Bobby Eaton ever come to visit him?  See how he was doing?  No, he ran back to Jim Cornette and became his wind up doll again.  He says how he could never stand Stan Lane, could never stand Cornette and tells Eaton that he needs to have a lesson in loyalty and if he doesn’t give him the loyalty he owes him, he’s going to beat it out of him.  He says Ricky and Robert have a fault and that is that they have a heart and while they don’t really like each other, his heart is on holiday and warns Cornette that if he whacks him with that racket he’s going to need a gynecologist to remove it from him.  He then states that you may never see this tandem again, but if you can get to a building where they are, do so, because things are going to happen, someone is going to get hurt and it’s not going to be them!  Excellent interview from Anderson.
4. INT: Rock & Roll Express & Arn Anderson
5. Down & Dirty w/ Tony Anthony & Ron Wright - Dutch starts the segment by replaying the video of the end of the title match between Tony Anthony and Tracey Smothers from last week.  The Dirty White Boy and Wright are now wearing New York City tees and caps after renouncing the South.  Dutch says to Wright that there has been all this speculation that he got out of the wheelchair last week and asks him if that was the case and if so, is he healed?  Wright says that he didn’t get up out of his chair.  He was seeing his beloved Dirty White Boy get beaten up by Tracey Smothers so he asked the good Lord to take care of things and all of a sudden he blacked out.  When he came through the Dirty White Boy had won the match and they still had their title.  Wright then brings out a bag an in it contains one of his Tennessee Chain match chains which he’s kept for the past 15 years since he’s been crippled, confined to the chair and not be able to wrestle that kind of match anymore.  He’s polished that chain, looked after it and for many years he’s been searching for a man who he was able to pass it down to, and in the Dirty White Boy he’s finally found that person.  He is passing the legacy of the Tennessee Chain match on to him and Anthony then challenges Smothers to a chain match in Pikeville on 4/2 if he’s got the guts.
6. Tracey Smothers vs Larry Santo
7. Bob Caudle presents Tracey Smothers (who is surrounded by lots of fans in the ring) with a new confederate flag.  He says that he has never been in a chain match in his life, but with all these people by his side he doesn’t feel so alone and will see him 4/2 at the Bluegrass Brawl.
8. Clip of Kevin Sullivan vs Chris Adams from in a match in New Orleans where it was feared Sullivan had blinded Adams and put him out of wrestling.
9. INT: Bob Armstrong - says that he insisted that Kevin Sullivan gave him the rules for the Russian Roulette match and proceeds to explain them.  Brian Lee will decide his own fate by rolling a dice and the number that comes up will correspond with one of the following matches: if he rolls (1) it will be a Prince of Darkness bout where both men are blindfolded, (2) a Stretcher match, (3) a handicap match where Lee will face both Sullivan & The Nightstalker at the same time, (4) a fire match, which would be a first in the U.S. (this includes a brief clip of Mitsuhiro Matsunaga vs Mr Pogo in a fire match from Japan, (5) a Singapore Spike match and (6) Brian Lee can choose any match that he likes.  Armstrong is then joined by Sullivan and the Nightstalker and he tells him to make sure his bills get paid on time.  Armstrong says that he’s sick of paying his bills and after Sunday he may not have to pay any more of them.  Sullivan tells Lee that he is gambling his life away, he’s playing against the house, five of the chambers are loaded and even if he ends up with his match he still has to face him.  To him, it looks like all six are loaded and he’s going to make sure there isn’t a drop of blood left in Brian Lee’s body.
10. INT: Victor Quinones - says that what Kevin Sullivan has been doing in Smoky Mountain Wrestling he’s been doing in Japan, Korea and all over the world.  As a result they are trying to work together with SMW to abolish him from wrestling for good.
11. Crash the Terminator vs Miguel Perez Jr. - Kevin Sullivan comes to the commentary desk towards the end of the match and wants to know what these people from Japan are doing trying to take his living away from him?  Who are these people trying to persecute him?  Who are these people that are after him?  Perez hits a Space Flying Tiger Drop then Sullivan and the Nightstalker hit the ring and attack both wrestlers and the fight continues as we go to the local interviews.
12. INT: Jim Cornette
13. INT: Robert Fuller & Jimmy Golden & Dutch Mantel - Fuller says that he has 15 women running around on him, the IRS up his rear end, all kinds of problems but he’s not going to do the Von Erich thing (while pointing his fingers to his temple like a gun!!!) as they’ve finally got the match they’ve been waiting for.

Bold matches are PWO recommended