1993-04-24-SMW-TV

[GSR]

Smoky Mountain Wrestling

TV

Aired April 24, 1993

Knox Central High School, Barbourville, KY

1. Tim Horner vs The Avenger
2. INT: Tammy Fytch - Bob Caudle announces that the SMW attorneys have advised them to let Tammy Fytch have her say on the program.  Tammy can't believe that Caudle hasn't heard of her family, the Fytch's of New England, they're very well connected!  She's filed a sexual discrimination lawsuit against Smoky Mountain Wrestling, because since the promotion began it hasn't employed a single woman in any prominent position.  She is currently enrolled in Wellesley College, the same school that her idol Hilary Clinton attended, and Mrs Clinton has proven that a woman can do anything she wants and she is going to make a difference in this organization by being the first woman to hold a prominent position here.  If she can find someone suitable she plans to start by managing, before moving onto announcing, promoting and maybe even being becoming Commissioner (as Bob Armstrong won't be around for long).  She looks in the wrong camera occasionally, but generally does a good job.  It really is a crying shame to see her all young and naturally pretty when you know how everything turns out.
3. Street Fight: Heavenly Bodies (w/ Jim Cornette) vs Rock & Roll Express vs Robert Fuller & Jimmy Golden (jip, from Knoxville, TN) - we join the action as the Stud Stable have just been eliminated.  Liberal interference from Cornette and Ricky Morton reverses an Irish whip from him that sends Cornette going flying into a table.  Figure Four by Morton on Prichard and in comes Cornette to drop an elbow on Morton, but he moves out the way and hits the Doctor.  Double back elbow to Cornette.  Prichard is about to come off the top onto Morton who is being held by Lane, however Gibson shoves him, Morton moves and he collides into Stanfield who Morton covers for the pin.  Cornette beckons out Bobby Eaton and he is carrying a ladder to use as a weapon.  Brian Lee evens things up but is soon followed by Killer Kyle and the heels have the advantage again.  Cornette waffles Morton with the racket and Kevin Sullivan is out to get at Lee.  The Stud Stable are next, then Bobby Blaze and some unnamed wrestlers and it descends into a wild and chaotic scene with everyone fighting at ringside.
4. INT: Bob Armstrong & Rock & Roll Express - Armstrong says that the Rock & Rolls have asked him for a special match so he’s added a main event for 5/15 in Johnson City, TN, at which point he is interrupted by Morton who wants everyone to watch what happened last week when he was tarred and feathered.  Morton says that this is the last time Jim Cornette is going to come out and embarrass them because the match they have asked for with the Heavenly Bodies is a ‘Loser of the Fall Leaves SMW Forever’.  Armstrong says he means forever, no litigation, no lawyers and no coming back under a mask.  The Bodies and Cornette come out all irate saying he can’t do that, but if they want a war they’ve got it, and one way or another they’re coming out on top.
5. INT: Rock & Roll Express, Tracey Smothers
6. Bobby Eaton (w/ Jim Cornette) vs Bobby Blaze
7. INT: Jim Cornette & Bobby Eaton - Bob Caudle says that it doesn’t matter what happens in his fifth defense, because of what Bob Armstrong found out it’ll be the last time he’s ever in Smoky Mountain Wrestling.  Cornette says that the banishment will just be temporary, but the Rock & Roll Express’ banishment will be permanent when they get through with them in that match.  Since they can’t do anything about it now, they’re going to take as much of SMW and Bob Armstrong’s money before Bobby Eaton goes.
8. Tony Anthony (w/ Ron Wright) vs Scott Campione - Anthony pins him after a punch to the jaw in just 22 seconds)
9. INT: Tony Anthony & Ron Wright - Bob Caudle says that the last match has to be a record and enquires about the white flag that Ron Wright is carrying with him?  Anthony says that it represents the ‘Coward Waves the Flag’ match, and that when you wave it the match is all over.  Caudle says is Wright going to wave that when Smothers gets him down and is pounding on him?  The Dirty White Boy says that he clearly doesn’t understand Mr Wright’s track record!  He is one of the lowest forms of human being walking the earth, he’s a snake in the grass, he’s out and out no good and that is why he loves him so much.  He knows that Smothers will have Tim Horner in his corner and they’re such good friends that as soon as he busts Smothers open, Horner will be waving that flag.  On the other hand it doesn’t matter to Wright, they could take a chainsaw, cut off his head and he still won’t wave the flag, so what is Smothers going to do?  Wright says that he has a heart of stone and will not wave it whatever.
10. Down & Dirty w/ Tracey Smothers & Tim Horner - Smothers says that he has got all the respect in the world for the Dirty White Boy, but its ‘Coward Waves the Flag’ and it’ll be a cold day in July before Tim Horner waves that flag.  Smothers asks Horner if the Dirty White Boy breaks his arm will he wave that flag.  “No sir.”  If he breaks the other arm?  “No sir.”  If he breaks both legs, his neck and every joint in his body?  “No sir.”  Horner states that no matter what happens in that match he won’t wave the flag because Smothers told him not to.
11. Kevin Sullivan vs The Nightstalker - Sullivan is evidently DQ’d for seemingly raking something in the Nightstalker’s eyes.  Terrible finish.
12. INT: Jim Cornette, Tony Anthony
13. INT: Kevin Sullivan - says that they want to lock him up again, but he’ll happily go into the cage alongside the Heavenly Bodies, Killer Kyle and The Tasmaniac at Rage in the Cage.  He is attacked by the Nightstalker (who has a bandage covering his eye) and the two of them fight as the show goes off the air.

Bold matches are PWO recommended