1993-06-05-SMW-TV

[GSR]

Smoky Mountain Wrestling

TV

Aired June 5, 1993

Cawood High School, Harlan, KY

1. Bobby Blaze vs Paul Lee
2. INT:  Bobby Blaze - he’s just got his first win in Smoky Mountain Wrestling and is surprised and excited as all these fans are.  They put him in the with the like of Bobby Eaton, the Heavenly Bodies and the Dirty White Boy and he was slightly intimidated, but a young kid came up to him the other night and said he wasn’t giving 100%.  Tonight, that kid’s face came into his mind, he gave 100% and got a victory.  From now on Bobby Blaze will be blazing new trails through Smoky Mountain Wrestling.
3. INT: Rock & Roll Express - this weekend Jim Cornette’s mystery team will be revealed; they can be 300lb, they can be known all over the world, it doesn’t matter to them.  They are fighting champions, no-one ever gave them anything so bring it on!
4. Chris Candido vs Gary Scott
5. INT: Chris Candido - says he is the WWA World champion, not some rinky dink Smoky Mountain champion.  Smoky Mountain Wrestling has no choice but to recognize him as the real World champion now that he’s just beaten Gary Scott, a top contender for any title in the world, like it’s a day off.  He tells SMW to get ready for the Suicide Blonde tour, the tour of the real World champion!
6. INT: Jim Cornette
7. Heavenly Bodies (w/ Jim Cornette) vs Robbie Eagle & Mike Sampson - the Bodies beat on the jobbers after the match which brings out Steve & Scott Armstrong for the save.  The Armstrong’s are controlling things, but when they put a double Figure Four on the Bodies it gives Cornette the opportunity to get involved and he attacks Scott with his racket.  The teams continue to fight as we go to a commercial break.
8. Down & Dirty w/ Jim Cornette & Heavenly Bodies - Dutch says that although they haven’t seen eye to eye recently, it was a masterpiece the way that they got to Bob Armstrong.  Cornette says that Dutch has always been cunning, devious, underhanded and dishonest and he admires a man who is good at what he does, so he doesn’t have a problem with him either.  He knows that Bob Armstrong has sent another video in and he wants to hear what old man Methuselah has to say.  Bob is in Armstrong’s Avenue, the gym that he built over the years and where he is spending most of his time at the moment.  His application to be a wrestler has been accepted and he has received the license that allows him to manage and wrestle in Smoky Mountain Wrestling.  Steve and Scott have been doing the best they can against the Heavenly Bodies, he trained them in Armstrong’s Avenue and they know how to go hard and fight hard.  For every lick Cornette gave him he’s going to get one back, he won’t be chained up this time and as much as he beat him, as much as he hurt him, what hurt him more was calling his son Brian a deserter.  He was afraid that his son wouldn’t come back, but he did, gets out of the Marine Corps in June and that will be here before you know it.  He says that he is building an Army, he’s the General of it and is taking new recruits every day.  He is working out harder and harder each day and is going to issue more pain than any human has ever had to endure to Cornette.  Back in the studio and Cornette says that they have already proven ‘Bullet’ Bob Armstrong is shooting blanks, he is finished and was beaten up like nobody has ever beaten him up before by Jim Cornette.  His boys are totally ineffective, they can’t stop the Heavenly Bodies, his mystery team are going to run rough shot over everyone and the fact is that Jim Cornette rules Smoky Mountain Wrestling.  He says that Jimmy DelRay is the greatest natural athlete that he’s ever seen in his life, if he doesn’t rival Bobby Eaton, he bests him.  He’s been training down in Florida for four years where they kept him a secret, because one day they knew they would need a secret weapon, an ace in the hole.  He has been supporting himself as a gigolo there and the Armstrong women have got wind of this.  Scott Armstrong’s girlfriend even wrote him a letter which he has with him today: “Dear Gigolo Jimmy, Every time Scott leaves the house I call you but you never answer.  I will leave him anytime you say, nobody has ever **** (they’re not allowed to say that word on TV!) like you did it.  I love you Gigolo.”  The Armstrong’s race out from the dressing room and Cornette and the Bodies flee the ring.  Dutch does an about turn and says that he didn’t like what DelRay just did, he thinks it’s despicable and it’s despicable what they did to Bob Armstrong too.  Scott says that all Cornette and he need to know is that Bob Armstrong is getting better every day and is going to be coming back to Smoky Mountain Wrestling.
9. Tim Horner (w/ Tracey Smothers) vs Jim Cornette (w/ Tony Anthony) (jip, from Morristown, TN) - The Dirty White Boy nails Horner with a chain for the DQ and this brings Smothers into the ring.  Cornette powders Smothers and he and the White Boy leave as Tracey starts swinging wildly unable to see.  As Horner comes over to check on him he swings, knocks him down, then gets on top and starts punching him some more.  The two of them roll around on the canvas and the Rock & Roll Express run out from the back to try and separate them.  Ricky Morton hands Smothers a towel to try and wipe away the powder and only then does he realize what’s happened.  He goes over to Horner to try and apologize, but he is reluctant to accept it and is upset over what’s just happened.
10. INT: Tim Horner & Tracey Smothers - dressing room interview.  Smothers said what happened wasn’t intentional, he got powder thrown in his eyes and all of a sudden there are people hitting him.  Horner questions how come he didn’t know it was him?  Smothers said he had powder in his eyes and couldn’t see, it wasn’t intentional and he didn’t know it was him.  Horner says that Ricky and Robert said something similar to him so maybe he’s right? A Horner heel turn would be for the best all around and would probably make him far more interesting to watch too.
11. INT: Ron Wright & Tony Anthony - nobody has collected the bounty yet, but Wright hopes and prays someone will come and collect it before 6/11.  He says that he wrestled for 25 years before he got injured and couldn’t wrestle anymore, and it was terrible the way that these wrestlers treated him, trying to cripple him, put him out of wrestling and trying to get rid of him forever.  It’s a great honor to take the last dime he has, cash in his life insurance policy and put up that bounty to get that low life Tracey Smothers out of wrestling forever.
12. Brian Lee vs Tony Anthony (w/ Ron Wright) - the Dirty White Boy gets the pin with his feet on the ropes.  Tracey Smothers comes out and tells Mark Curtis what happened who then restarts the match and Lee immediately small packages him for the win.
13. INT: Jim Cornette
14. INT: Tammy Fytch & Robbie Eagle - Fytch says how she studied psychology at Wellesley College and has figured out if a woman comes along that’s smarter than the boys they can’t handle it and feel inferior.  Robbie is going to help her convince some of the boys that letting her manage them is the only thing that will improve their careers, in return though, she has said that she will go out with him.  Bob Caudle asks her if she would manage him, she looks in disdain at him and says “Are you kidding?”

Bold matches are PWO recommended