1994-11-05-SMW-TV

[GSR]

Smoky Mountain Wrestling

TV

Aired November 5, 1994

1. Lance Storm & Brian Lee vs Brian Logan & The Inferno
2. Recap of Boo Bradley attacking Cactus Jack from last week
3. INT: Brian Lee & Cactus Jack - Lee says that he and Lance Storm had a word last week, they flipped a coin and he will be Jack’s partner against Chris Candido & Boo Bradley at Thanksgiving Thunder.  Boo wanders out and he wants to apologise for what he did last week.  He knows Cactus just wanted to be his friend and he only has one other friend besides Chris and Tammy.  When they ask who that is, he says “Boots”.  Tammy Fytch comes out carrying a cat and tells Boo what did she say would happen to his precious ‘Boots’ if he didn’t listen to her?  Bradley runs off while it dawns on Les Thatcher, Cactus and Lee that ‘Boots’ is in fact the cat.  Cactus then quips that he sees Boo Bradley isn’t the only man who’s fascination with a pussy has led him astray!
4. INT: The Gangstas & D-Lo Brown - they’re in the streets and D-Lo is collection objects and weapons (pallets, fire extinguishers, metal bins etc) for the Ghetto Street Fight.  New Jack says that the ‘Ghetto Street Fight’ is their kind of match and the Rock & Roll Express actually had the nerve to sign to face them in this?  They’re going to use anything they can get their hands on to beat them with, and Ricky and Robert’s days are numbered.  First they took their belts and now they are going to take their pride, at Thanksgiving Thunder, Rock & Roll is over.
5. Boo Bradley (w/ Tammy Fytch) vs Chad Austin
6. INT: Tammy Fytch & Boo Bradley - Fytch says that Chris Candido will be back on TV next week and he’ll help her control this idiot, this fool, this bumbling, stupid goof!  Until then if he wants his little kitten to be healthy and happy, he better do exactly what she says because he wouldn’t want anything to happen to her.  Tammy is a proper bitch here, excellent in the role and you have real sympathy for Boo.
7. Confrontation w/ Jim Cornette & Bob Armstrong - Cornette has Bruiser Bedlam with him, whilst Ron West from the Smoky Mountain Board of Director is also with them.  Cornette requested this meeting as he wanted assurances, before Thanksgiving Thunder, that he’s not going to get hornswoggled again as last time Bob Armstrong lost a ‘Loser Leaves Smoky Mountain Wrestling’ match, all of a sudden a guy with the same body, the same old fossilized teeth, the same way of talking, a man named ‘The Bullet’ came to SMW.  He doesn’t like cheaters and wants confirmation from Ron West that if Bob Armstrong is defeated by his man, Abdullah the Butcher at Thanksgiving Thunder, then he will be gone from Smoky Mountain Wrestling for good and will not be coming back under a mask?  West confirms that everything is in place and should Bob Armstrong lose, then he will be gone.  Jim Ross wants some clarity on what would happen if Armstrong wins, and West confirms that Jim Cornette will have to get on his hands and knees and crawl across the ring and kiss Armstrong’s feet.  Cornette says that it will be a cold day in hell before that happens as Abdullah the Butcher has Bob Armstrong’s number and he’s going to carve him up like a Thanksgiving turkey.  The Bullet says that words are cheap, but now they’ve heard from the Board of Directors that all stipulations will be followed, all he’s got to do is find some way to get round the Butcher and he can watch Cornette crawl across the ring and kiss his feet.  Cornette doesn’t care if Abdullah gets locked up for the rest of his life, just as long as he does Bob Armstrong in first.
8. Bryant Anderson (w/ Ole Anderson) vs Sean Casey
9. INT: Bryant & Ole Anderson - Bryant’s not bothered if this no time limit match with Tracey Smothers goes all night.  It was another notch on his belt tonight and Tracey’s going to be another statistic when he gets in the ring with him.  Ole says that Bryant is better than he was, better than Gene was, he’s the wrestler of the future and is the man that’s going to take everything in Smoky Mountain Wrestling.
10. Jim Cornette training video - he’s on location training for this upcoming tag team match as he knows he’s got to get in shape to face Ron Wright.  He is joined by Bruiser Bedlam but we sadly don’t see any training, it’s just Cornette telling a bunch of jokes about how old Wright is (I think we’ve heard them all before about Bob Armstrong).  He tells the Dirty White Boy that if he cares anything about his so called ‘father figure’, he’ll send him to the Sunnydale rest home at Thanksgiving instead of sticking him in the ring with him as there’s nothing he likes more than tearing down a legend and humiliating someone in front of their home fans, crowd and family.  Ron Wright was a big deal a long time ago, but now he’s just another sad, stinking old man that’s going to get hurt and going to get hurt bad.
11. INT: Tony Anthony & Ron Wright - the Dirty White Boy says that it doesn’t look like Jim Cornette is taking it too seriously if that’s what he calls ‘training’.  That’s fine with him though because at Thanksgiving Thunder he’s going to take Bruiser Bedlam and beat him unconscious and that’ll to leave Jim Cornette all for Ron Wright.  Cornette might be devious, mean and a backstabber, but that’s nothing compared to Ron Wright as he wrote the book on mean, backstabbing and breaking the rules.  Wright says he’s been laid up for weeks thinking and scheming with his wicked mind exactly what he’s going to do to Cornette.  He’s got it all figured out and if he thinks the whipping that he gave him with the belt was bad, just wait until he gets done laying the East Tennessee dog whipping on him that he’s going to get the night of Thanksgiving Thunder.
12. New Jack vs Ricky Morton - from last week, but the post-match brawl is shown in full
13. INT: Rock & Roll Express - Ricky Morton says they are really excited about the ‘Ghetto Street Fight’ as it’s a match they asked for.  The Gangstas came out and talk about being from Los Angeles and all they do is gang bang, fight and bust heads, well they’ve found out with the Rock & Roll Express to never judge a book by its cover.  By the time they are through with at Thanksgiving Thunder they’ll be liable to go to jail but they don’t care, they only care about getting those Smoky Mountain Wrestling tag team titles back around their waist.

Bold matches are PWO recommended