1994-02-12-SMW-TV

[GSR]

Smoky Mountain Wrestling

TV 

Aired February 12, 1994

‘Sunday Bloody Sunday Preview Special’

1. Recap of Tracey Smothers and Chris Candido from last week where Smothers cost Candido the TV title
2. INT: Chris Candido
3. INT: Tracey Smothers
4. Bruise Brothers music video - George Thorogood ‘Get A Haircut and Get A Real Job’
5. Recap of the Moondogs destroying Jason West & Jeff Victory from last week
6. INT: Jim Cornette, Brian Lee & Chris Candido & Tammy Fytch
7. INT: Mike & Doug Furnas
8. Recap of the Heavenly Bodies/Paul Morton/Rock & Roll Express angle and injunction
9. INT: Terry & Dory Funk Jr. - Terry says the world would be much simpler if it was left to his brother Dory as he knows how to handle the tough situations that arise in an individual’s life.  For instance, if he found a stray cat he didn’t want he’d put it down, if he found a mad dog he’d shoot it and if he came across a sick and hapless horse he’d put that horse down.  The same holds true when you find a fossil that’s disrupting your life, like Bob Armstrong is disrupting Jim Cornette’s.  Tonya Harding’s husband knew how to take care of a situation, it’s just that he didn’t go in there with the right ammunition.  If they had hired him, Nancy would never do a triple axel in the Olympics again!  They’re planning things with Jim Cornette and they’re planning to eliminate Bob Armstrong from wrestling because of the Texas Death match.  Cue Dory to explain those rules again!
10. INT: The Bullet - says how Jim Cornette is fond of saying how he’s never beaten Terry Funk, but that’s because he’s never really had the chance and has some film to back that up.  The film is Bob Armstrong vs Terry Funk from 9/12/93, so now they’re not even pretending that Bob Armstrong isn’t The Bullet!  Jeez.  The Bullet says he’s been in some important matches in his career, but Sunday Bloody Sunday is the most important yet.  If he doesn’t beat Terry Funk in this Texas Death match, a type of match in which he has never lost, not only does he have to unmask, but Bob Armstrong will never be the Commissioner of SMW again and he won’t get to attend the Armstrong family reunion in Marietta, GA.  When the cards have all been dealt, who knows what will happen?  He might come up with aces and Jim Cornette may be the joker of the bunch.  He’s got his head right, his mind right and as far as never losing a Texas Death match, there’s a first time for everything.
11. Lengthy history piece on the Brian Lee and Tony Anthony feud narrated by Jim Cornette.  This is excellent.
12. INT: Ron Wright - says he’s never been so mad and disgusted in his life as he has these past few weeks since he’s been in hospital having his hip implant surgery.  Brian Lee made a terrible mistake putting his name on the dotted line to get in the ring with the Dirty White Boy in a Tennessee Chain match.  He’s the master of them, he invented them and he beat everyone from A to Z in them.  Come 2/13 he’s got Brian Lee’s name stamped on his oak walking stick, and after the Dirty White Boy beats him half to death and he’s lying in the ring unconscious, when they carry him out of there he’s going to wrap that walking stick around his head.  Tammy Fytch will probably get her head smacked from off her shoulders and he’ll lay her on the stretcher with him and they’ll carry them both off out of there.
13. Brian Lee (w/ Tammy Fytch) vs Tony Anthony (w/ Dirty White Girl) (jip, from Barbourville, KY) - Fytch hands Lee her hairspray and he sprays it in the Dirty White Boy’s face but is spotted by Mark Curtis who DQ’s him.  They don’t realise at first, but it soon sinks in that it means the White Girls gets five minutes with Fytch (as a result of the pre-match stipulations).  The White Girl goes over to try and get the hairspray off Lee but he pushes her back and knocks her down.  Fytch then decides that the match with the White Girl is underway and she just covers her as Curtis reluctantly counts the pin.
14. INT: Tony Anthony - he’s not concerned with anything when it comes to Sunday Bloody Sunday.  The Dirty White Girl wanted to be in the match but he asked her to step down, she’ll get her chance to get even.  A 12ft chain strapped to each of their wrists and the only way to win the match is to touch all four corners, and to do that you have to have your opponent flat on his back.  He’s ready to bleed but Brian Lee is going to bleed first, bleed last and bleed longest, and he’s walking out the SMW Heavyweight champion whether he likes it or not.  Excellent interview.
15. INT: Brian Lee & Tammy Fytch - Tammy tells him to quit his whining, she doesn’t know how they got into this but he’s just going to have to go in there and win, there’s nothing she can do about it.  Lee says he isn’t whining, she’s the manager, he’s the wrestler.  Managers set up the matches so how did he get into this?  Lee tells the Dirty White Boy not to worry about the problems that they’re having, because his problem is 6’8”, 280lbs and he’s going to find a way to take him out on the 13th.  Tammy doesn’t care what he does and doesn’t care how much he bleeds, just don’t get it on her dress and don’t lose that belt, because if he does she’ll never talk to him again.
16. INT: Rock & Roll Express, Tony Anthony & Dirty White Girl & Tracey Smothers

Bold matches are PWO recommended