1993-10-02-SMW-TV

[GSR]

Smoky Mountain Wrestling

TV

Aired October 2, 1993

Garden High School, Oakwood, VA

1. Tracey Smothers vs Robbie Eagle
2. INT: Brian Lee & Tammy Fytch & Ron Wright - Lee says that at the Parade of Champions this week he’s finally going to get the job done once and for all for Mr. Ron Wright.  He’s tired of hearing Tracey Smothers run his mouth and is tired of hearing all these accusations about Tammy and himself.  Fytch says that Sensational Sherri makes her nauseous, she’s been on more street corners than the New York Times and can’t believe she even has to be associated with a rat like her.  She doesn’t want to speak about her any more though, what she does want to speak about is the piece of jewellery that Ronnie bought for her.  Actually she picked it out, but it was Ronnie’s credit card that paid for it.  Wright says that only if he could get hold of the Dirty White Boy and explain to him what a nicer person Tammy is than he thinks, but he doesn’t have a phone in his room and can’t even call him.  Fytch tells Ronnie that he doesn’t have to worry about that as they call him every day to let him know that he is just fine.  They clearly don’t.
3. Recap of Bob Armstrong vs Terry Funk and Bob Armstrong vs The Black Ninja
4. INT: Bob Armstrong - he has just been in a meeting with the Smoky Mountain Board of Directors pleading with them to get the decision of the ‘Loser Leaves Town’ match overturned.  He’s talked to them until he was blue in the face and they’re not going to reverse the decision.  Their argument is that he signed a contract, and while he agrees with this, he wasn’t happy with the outcome, didn’t like the way he lost and wouldn’t be here crying if he lost fair and square.  You won’t be seeing Bob Armstrong in Smoky Mountain Wrestling ever again, not as Commissioner and not as a wrestler.  He does have a friend though, someone he has known for years, someone who has been keeping up with everything he has been going through and he is going to get him right now.  Armstrong goes back into the Conference Room where he was meeting with the Board of Directors, then a few seconds later ‘The Bullet’ (Bob Armstrong in a mask) comes back out.  The one thing the Board of Directors of Smoky Mountain Wrestling did do is make him an iron clad promise that ‘The Bullet’ is able to wrestling in SMW for as long as he wants to and he promises Jim Cornette that he is going to get him.
5. INT: Jim Cornette - says they are trying to hornswoggle him and he doesn’t enjoy being hornswoggled!  That’s Bob Armstrong, everybody knows it and there is no way he should be allowed to do something like that.  They’ve impeached him, tried to have him arrested, but they’re not getting away with it.  That’s Bob Armstrong and he’s going to prove it.
6. INT: Scott Armstrong, The Bullet
7. INT: Daryl Van Horn - says he’s been a lot of places and done a lot of things, most of which they can’t discuss on television.  One thing that he’s always wanted to do, and something he’s dabbled with over the years but to little success, is to be a wrestling manager.  Well his fortunes have changed.  He’s just returned from the University of Cairo in Egypt where he studied archaeology, Egyptology, necrophilia and parapsychology.  While he was there he had an epiphany and came upon the one man who could propel him to the forefront of professional wrestling.  He is unlike anything these rednecks have ever seen in their lives.  He can’t be hurt, he can’t be stopped, is a member of the Egyptian royal family and what better place for him to make his debut than right here in Smoky Mountain Wrestling.  While he would rather go bobbing for apples in a colostomy bag than deal with a bunch of redneck crackers on a nightly basis, SMW is where it’s at and his man is going to be here in a few short weeks and is going to change the face of professional wrestling as we know it.  Excellent delivery and debut appearance from Van Horn.
8. Killer Kyle vs Gator McAllister - Jim Cornette joins them on commentary and he has been in touch with the Smoky Mountain Board of Directors himself.  He knows that it is Bob Armstrong under that mask just as everyone else does, and this is just another con job to work on him so that they can get Jim Cornette at a disadvantage.  He has a written contract with Bob Armstrong’s signature on saying that he would leave Smoky Mountain Wrestling forever if he lost that match and that’s exactly what he should have done.  If he takes that mask off The Bullet to reveal its Bob Armstrong and they do not ban him forever, then this company will be bankrupt, because if he can’t run it he’ll ruin it.  Killer Kyle has been on vacation and he’s the man he is sending after The Bullet to unmask him.
9. Down & Dirty w/ Rock & Roll Express - Dutch opens by recapping what happened in last week’s Robert Gibson vs Tony Anthony match and the post-match involving the Heavenly Bodies, Ricky Morton and Scott Armstrong.  Gibson says that last week was a misunderstanding and all he saw was Scott stood over Ricky with a chair.  He’s now seen the video and it wasn’t Scott at all who left him laying it was the Heavenly Bodies.  Dutch continues to stir the pot and questions if the Rock & Rolls would be saying the same if Scott had levelled Ricky with that chair?  Morton says that it is people like Dutch who turn friends against friends with their constant stirring, to which Dutch denies any knowledge of doing.  This week at the Parade of Champions they’re having a match against the Armstrongs and it’s going to be a clean match.  It’ll be a hard fought match, but it’ll be a clean match and no-one like him is going to turn friends against friends.
10. Heavenly Bodies (w/ Jim Cornette) vs Jason West & Chris Canyon
11. INT: Rick & Scott Steiner
12. INT: Jim Cornette & Heavenly Bodies - this weekend the big WWF superstars, Rick & Scott Steiner are coming to Smoky Mountain Wrestling.  They think they’ve got a reputation?  Jim Cornette, the Heavenly Bodies and the people he associates with have a reputation.  They’ve been everywhere, done everything and they’ve done a lot of things that other folk round here can only dream of.  If the Steiners think Arnold is going to bite him he’s got news for them as he’s been talking to a few mail men and has some tricks up his sleeve.  Prichard says that this isn’t the WWF anymore, they may take a chair, they might find a table in the ring, they might just gauge their eyes out because here in Smoky Mountain they rule tag team wrestling and the only thing that they are sorry about is that the Steiners are no longer still the WWF tag team champions.  Cornette then calls out the Bruise Brothers to join them, and he wants them to watch the footage of the Bodies attacking the Steiners “as this is the way that a great tag team does things.”  They replay the video of the attack and he wants them to watch, listen, learn and they will talk later.
13. Recap of Chris Candido vs Dark Secret from last week
14. INT: Bobby Blaze - says that Chris Candido has been running his mouth and putting down his U.S. Jr. Heavyweight title.  It might not mean a lot to Candido, but it does to him.  No-one just handed it to him, he had to work hard to get it.  If Chris Candido was any kind of man he’d come to the Parade of Champions and accept his challenge for this belt.  Candido joins them and says that he’s going to take 30 seconds out of his valuable time, kick his butt, take that belt and then throw it to the bottom of the river where it belongs.  The two of them start to fight with Les Thatcher trying to get them to stop and continue to do so until we go to the local interviews.
15. INT: Brian Lee & Tammy Fytch, Jim Cornette
16. INT: Sherri Martel - says that next week at the Parade of Champions Tracey Smothers is going to get the chance to get back the SMW Heavyweight title and she thinks it would look a lot better on a Southern boy than it would on Brian Lee.
17. INT: Tracey Smothers
18. Tony Anthony vs Dark Secret - Tracey Smothers joins them for commentary on this match and he thinks that the Dirty White Boy and Ron Wright are getting ripped off and that Brian Lee and Tammy Fytch have spent all that money.  They’re fighting amongst themselves but he couldn’t care if they killed each other as the two most violent feuds he’s been involved with in his life have been with Lee and the White Boy.  Lee eventually comes to the commentary position too and starts arguing with Smothers.  The arguing escalates to a fight and the two of them head to the ring to continue it in there.  Lee starts to get the better of things and holds Smothers so that the Dirty White Boy can hit him.  He thinks about it for a bit before just getting out the ring and leaving Lee and Smothers to it.  Les Thatcher on commentary says that the Dark Secret has been awarded the bout by DQ.

Bold matches are PWO recommended