1993-10-09-SMW-TV

[GSR]

Smoky Mountain Wrestling

TV

Aired October 9, 1993

1. Dutch Mantel is not happy as this week there will be the debut of Tammy’s Tips which has replaced Down & Dirty.  He knew that when they impeached Jim Cornette things like this would happen and is not happy at all.
2. Rock & Roll Express vs Dark Secret & Robbie Eagle
3. INT:  Daryl Van Horn - Les Thatcher is trying to find out a little more about this wrestler that he is going to manage.  Van Horn says that he doesn’t want to give too much away about his find, but he stands nearly 7 feet tall, weighs 350lbs and there is nothing like him in the world and certainly nothing like him in the Smoky Mountain area.  No-one has ever seen this man before because he has never stepped foot in a wrestling ring in his life.  He has never wrestled but he doesn’t have to, as he has bathed in the blood of the Nile, he has consorted with Queens, has sipped wine from the tears of 1,000 virgins and has transcended everything these hillbillies have come to think of as a wrestler.  In just a few short weeks, as soon as he gets the paperwork through, he will change the history of pro wrestling forever.
4. Tim Horner vs Jason West
5. INT: The Bullet - says everybody that watched Smoky Mountain Wrestling TV knows why The Bullet is on the scene.  Jim Cornette dragged his good friend Bob Armstrong though the mud, gave him a raw deal, bought in secret weapons and Terry Funk and messed him around real good.  He’s a personal friend of Bob Armstrong’s, isn’t going to stand for it and is going to do everything he can to restore him to his rightful position of Commissioner of Smoky Mountain Wrestling.
6. INT: Jim Cornette - says if anybody thinks that no good stinking Bob Armstrong is fooling anybody, they are out of their mind.  He’s sick and tired of being abused like this from all these rednecks, all these people in Smoky Mountain Wrestling, and all these people who think they are going to get one up on Jim Cornette.  Killer Kyle has the number of ‘Bullet’ Bob Armstrong and all they’ve got to do is prove it and he’ll be out of here for good.  The sock is coming off and coming off quick!
7. INT: Tracey Smothers, Rock & Roll Express
8. INT: Tracey Smothers - he’s got a ‘Coal Miner’s Glove’ match against Brian Lee later in the show, but tomorrow afternoon in Johnson City at the Parade of Champions he has a chance to regain the Heavyweight title.  Johnson City is where Brian Lee turned on him, it’s where he took the title, and it’s where the Dirty White Boy helped hurt his leg.  It’s still pretty sore but he’s going to hang in there.  He’s going to knock him out with that glove today and tomorrow he’ll be the new SMW Heavyweight champion and Sensational Sherri is going to bust up Tammy Fytch.
9. Tony Anthony vs Chris Canyon
10. Recap of Tony Anthony vs Dark Secret and when the White Boy refused to help Brian Lee against Tracey Smothers from last week
11. INT: Tony Anthony - says that there’s a lot of things going on, but what’s bothering him the most is that he wants his manager back.  That blatant little hussy is screwing with Ron Wright’s mind and he doesn’t know if she is giving him the right kind of pills, if she’s really taking care of him or what.  He’s getting a little tired of Brian Lee’s fat mouth and is also getting tired of Tracey Smothers.  He wants his manager back, he wants his manager’s $20,000 back and if anyone is going to put Tracey Smothers out of action it’s him.  Good stuff from the Dirty White Boy.
12. Tammy’s Tips - she knows that many people in the Smoky Mountain area are underprivileged, don’t know what it’s like to live in the big city, haven’t had the advantages that she has had and are poor.  So she wants to do something to help them as she, like Hilary Clinton, strongly believes in charity work.  Many people have come up to her and asked how can they be as beautiful as she is?  Well she can’t work miracles but can give them the benefit of her knowledge on makeup, exercise, skin and nail care and social graces.  In weeks to come she plans on taking a typical average woman from this area and transforming her into an acceptable human being.  This week she will be looking at ‘skin and nail care’ and is joined by Margie who is 29 and from Norton, NC.  Tammy isn’t happy that Margie is wearing black nail polish until she realises it’s not nail polish at all, and it’s from her job of weighing garbage.  She decides to skip the nail care, but then is not impressed with the type of soap that Margie uses so decides to skip that too.  She introduces Margie and everyone to the concept of deodorant and that people use it to help them from perspiring.  She asks Margie if she’d like to use it, but she doesn’t appear to know what to do with it as she sprays it over her clothes.  They move on to perfume (“it helps you to keep smelling sweet and ladylike”) but Margie has never seen perfume before.  She again tries to use it, but similar to the deodorant, sprays it under her arms and over her clothes.  Tammy is exasperated (although appears to be trying not to laugh for real) and tells the ladies that these items are all available in stores, but doesn’t think you would be able to use food stamps to get them.
13. Rick & Scott Steiner and Heavenly Bodies music video
14. INT: Jim Cornette & Heavenly Bodies - says tomorrow in Johnson City, the Steiners are going to find out not only who is the best tag team in SMW, not only who is the best tag team in the WWF, but who is the best tag team in the world of wrestling.  Any federation that thinks they’ve got the top talent, they come in, they see and they conquer, and that’s exactly what they’re going to do when the Steiners come to their backyard, Arnold or not.  Cornette says that the Rock & Roll Express will fall as they’re wearing those tag titles again, but it will only be for a short time as the Heavenly Bodies will swoop down on them once more.  They are interrupted by the Bruise Brothers who say that they’ve been coming out week after week and showing everyone that they are the number one tag team in the country.  They ask Cornette to please give them another shot against the Rock & Roll Express, they will bring the belts back and he doesn’t need to send the Heavenly Bodies.  Cornette says that he trusted them when they won the belts to keep the titles away from the Rock & Rolls, but they dropped the ball and have been put on probation so he’s sending the ‘A-Team’ in.  They’re going to show the Bruise Brothers how it’s done.  You learn, you observe, you listen to him and apply yourself, then once again you’ll be at the top of professional wrestling.  Right now they’re second string, but one of these days they will be front line.
15. INT: Bobby Blaze - he just wants to thank all of these great fans for getting behind him, the new U.S. Jr. Heavyweight champion.  Chris Candido may beat him someday, but he’ll never throw the U.S. Jr. belt into the river, the only way he’ll ever do that is over his dead body.
16. Coal Miner’s Glove Match: Brian Lee (w/ Tammy Fytch & Ron Wright) vs Tracey Smothers - Smothers and Lee clash heads and knock each other out.  Fytch gets up on the apron distracting Mark Curtis allowing Tony Anthony to run to the ring, climb the pole and retrieve the Coal Miner’s Glove.  He puts it on his fist and comes off the top rope, but Smothers moves out the way and he strikes Lee instead allowing Tracey to get the pin.
17. INT: Jim Cornette, Brian Lee & Tammy Fytch
18. INT: Brian Lee & Tammy Fytch & Ron Wright & Tony Anthony - Lee questions as to whether the Dirty White Boy stupid?  He had Tracey Smothers beat.  Although the White Boy says that it sure didn’t look like he was going to do much lay flat on his back in the ring.  Ron tells the Dirty White Boy to calm down and that they have their best interests at heart, he just doesn’t realise it yet and is even thinking about adopting Tammy.  The White Boy calls him a senile old fool and what does he think he’s playing at?  Wright tells him that he can’t talk to him like that and to try and work all this out.  Fytch continues to rub it in the White Boy’s face and says that if he does adopt her, with Ron being like a father figure to him, that’ll make her his sister!  The White Boy almost goes after her before telling Wright they’re going to have to talk whe he gets himself away from this hussy.

Bold matches are PWO recommended