1993-10-30-SMW-TV

[GSR]

Smoky Mountain Wrestling

TV

Aired October 30, 1993

Jellico High School, Jellico, TN

1. As always Dutch Mantel draws the name of the challenger for the ‘Beat the Champ’ TV title and today’s challenger is Brian Lee.  Lee rushes out followed by Tammy Fytch saying what is Dutch doing drawing his name?  He doesn’t need the match, he’s the Heavyweight champion and doesn’t need the money.  He tells Dutch to cancel it but Bob Caudle says his name was drawn and those are the rules, while Lee is still adamant he’s not going to face the Dirty White Boy.
2. Steve & Scott Armstrong vs Larry Santo & Juicy Johnny
3. Brian Lee (w/ Tammy Fytch & Ron Wright) vs Tony Anthony - the fans are already cheering the Dirty White Boy who runs to the ring and the fight is on.  Great brawl to start with the White Boy in full control and the tide only changes when Lee pushes Ron Wright into him.  The Dirty White Boy is busted open after he gets posted and Lee then goes to work on him.  Fytch gives Primetime the loaded glove, Anthony ducks a punch and hits the Bucksnort Blaster.  As Mark Curtis goes to count the pin, Fytch sprays something in the White Boy’s eyes for the DQ.  Lee nails the White Boy with the glove, BUT RON WRIGHT GETS OUT HIS WHEELCHAIR AND INTO THE RING!  He gets in one great looking punch on Lee before he too falls victim to the loaded glove.  Lee comes off the top turnbuckle twice to Wright’s leg and spits on them both as he and Tammy laugh as they leave them both laying in the ring.  The bloodied Dirty White Boy crawls over to Wright, cradles his head and is in tears over what just happened.  Very good match and an awesome angle.  Considering how hated they were, they have done an incredible job in turning the Dirty White Boy and Ron Wright although a lot of credit does have to go to Brian Lee and Tammy Fytch.
4. INT: Jim Cornette
5. A video airs of what happened during the commercial break where Ron Wright is helped out of the ring and carried back to the dressing room
6. INT: Darryl Van Horn - says that the entire world knows his Egyptian Prince is going to make his debut at the Thanksgiving Thunder tour, but he’s struggling to find an opponent for him.  No-one wants to sign on the dotted line as they’ve heard about his legend and that he is the most feared man in Egypt.  Just to be fair he has asked the Commissioners to let him make his debut against two men, against any tag team here.  It could be the Armstrongs, it could be the Rock & Roll Express (“wouldn’t that be a hoot?  That would almost be as much fun as the time I had dinner with Jeffrey Dahmer”), it doesn’t matter to him as when they step in the ring with his Egyptian Prince they are going to fall.
7. Video of the Moondogs destroying two jobbers in the USWA with lots of hard weapon and chair shots to the head and back
8. INT:  Rock & Roll Express - they say that the Moondogs are a team that doesn’t care, they will come in the ring and hit you with 2x4’s, chairs, bricks and if they could get a car in there they would run you over with that.  Smoky Mountain Wrestling would not even give these guys a license and this match isn’t sanctioned.  Morton tells Cornette that they’re not going to turn the match down though, they don’t have to wrestle if they don’t want to, but they’re not going to back down from any team that he throws at them.  They are the SMW tag team champions, it’s going to stay that way, and they’re going to do all they can to prevent him from getting hold of those WWF and SMW tag team belts.  All those dreams he had are going to slowly start fading away.
9. Tammy’s Tips - this week she’s looking at diet and exercise and will be teaching the ladies (and some of the men) exercises so they can have a slim, sexy body just like hers.  She knows that many of them are 100 - 125lbs overweight, but if they follow this program closely, they can look normal no matter how obese, gross and disgusting they may look now.  Tammy is dressed in her workout gear and in the park with Margie ready to do some exercises.  Before they can do any exercises she wants to know what Margie’s diet is like, “fried chicken, grits and hamburgers,” that explains a lot, she responds  Tammy starts with some jumping jacks and high kicks, but when Margie has a go her enormous boobs start bouncing up and down and her shirt rides up exposing her belly.  Tammy is not impressed with her poor form and decides to do some running on the spot instead.  She tells Margie to run faster (your eyes are again drawn to Margie’s breasts), but she is out of breath very quickly and sits down on the floor.  Tammy says that Margie is embarrassing her and is clearly losing all patience with her.  She says there will be more Tammy’s Tips next week and promises to make something out of Margie yet, before kicking her over and she ends up rolling down the hill!
10. INT: Chris Candido - he’s down by the river and told everyone that when he won the U.S. Jr. Heavyweight title he was going to throw it in the river where it belonged because he was shocked, amazed and disgusted that Smoky Mountain Wrestling refused to recognize his WWA World championship, yet recognized that ugly piece of garbage.  He’s beaten everyone in professional wrestling from Hulk Hogan to Ric Flair to Jushin Liger to J.R. Benson, and is now going to take this belt along with every other belt that he wins and throw them in the river.  That way there will be no other title to recognize in the sport of professional wrestling except his WWA World Heavyweight championship.  He told that coward Bobby Blaze he could show up to watch, but he didn’t have enough guts.  Just as he’s about to throw the belt into the river here comes Bobby Blaze.  The two of them start fighting at the river bank and it ends up with Blaze being thrown into the river before chasing off after Candido.  Fun segment.
11. INT: Bobby Blaze - and he’s outside not far from where he was thrown in the river.  Says what happened to him a few days ago was the most embarrassing and humiliating thing that has ever happened to him in his wrestling career.  That U.S. Jr. Heavyweight title was the first title that he ever won and it sickens him to see Chris Candido walking around with it and saying that it has no value whatsoever.  He’s going to speak with some of the promoters in Smoky Mountain and see if they can come up with a way to embarrass Candido just like he did him.
12. INT:  Mike Furnas - says that he’s Doug Furnas’ brother and a former football player from the University of Tennessee.  He has signed a developmental deal with SMW and is looking forward to getting into some camps and learning all about professional wrestling.  He is interrupted by Jim Cornette and the Heavenly Bodies and says that he doesn’t want to take too much of their time so leaves.  On first look, Furnas seems a strange fit for wrestling, no look and a terrible interview.  We shall see how this one develops.
13. INT: Jim Cornette & Heavenly Bodies - they replay the video from last week of what happened with the Bruise Brothers and Cornette isn’t happy at all.  It’s not going to be too long before the Moondogs will be here and they’re going to take care of the Rock & Roll Express.  They’ve a lot going on in the WWF and the Moondogs will make sure that they don’t have them hounding them every step of the way.  Even though Smoky Mountain Wrestling wouldn’t license them, the Rock & Rolls didn’t want anyone to think that they weren’t courageous, that they were chicken, so have agreed to face them anyway and it’s going to be their funeral.  He then tells the Bruise Brothers that they are ungrateful.  He took them out of one of those biker bars in Florida, gave them a job when they didn’t have one, he raised them up from nothing to be stars in professional wrestling and then they backstab him and the Heavenly Bodies.  If they had done their job properly with the Rock & Roll Express none of this would have ever happened.  They are labour, he is management, and you don’t tell your boss what to do or embarrass him in public.  The Bruise Brothers have a lesson in wrestling coming quick and then they’ll be back in those biker bars and the unemployment line,
14. INT: Bruise Brothers - they came out here and tried to please Jim Cornette but he’s nothing but a snake.  The Heavenly Bodies may be better wrestlers than they are, but there’s no-one in the country that can go toe to toe with them.  They’ve been in bars, been in jail and have fought with the best but no-one has ever made them back down.
15. Killer Kyle vs The Bullet
16. INT: The Bullet - says that Jim Cornette paid the right price but he got the wrong stud as Killer Kyle was a big man but he didn’t get the job done.  Who will he have to face in the ‘Four Faces of Fear’ on the Thanksgiving Thunder tour?  He doesn’t care as he’s a crusader, is a man on a mission and his good friend Bob Armstrong is going to be Commissioner again one way or another.
17. INT: Tony Anthony
18. INT: Brian Lee & Tammy Fytch - Bob Caudle can’t believe that they turned on an old man like Ron Wright.  Lee says that the Dirty White Boy can talk the talk but can’t walk the walk.  He’s always going to do something, is always going to kick someone’s butt, but what happened?  Brian Lee left him in a pile of blood with that old, bald headed, stupid goat lay next to him.  Fytch says that there is one thing they’re going to miss though, and that’s Ronnie’s credit card!  She’s so glad that they are rid of him as he was nothing but a nuisance and a pain in her neck.  Tony Anthony then shows up all bandaged and nails Lee with a chair shot to the head.  He tells Lee and Fytch that what they did to him has been done before but done better, but it made him sick to his stomach to see Ron Wright lay in that ring.  He renounces his links to New York City and that Bucksnort’s Dirty White Boy is coming after Brian Lee, some dues are going to be paid and he’s the man who he has got to pay them to.  The face turn is complete.

Bold matches are PWO recommended