1993-12-04-SMW-TV

[GSR]

Smoky Mountain Wrestling

TV

Aired December 4, 1993

‘Thanksgiving Thunder Special’

1. Turkey Title Match: Chris Candido vs Bobby Blaze (jip) - Candido gets the pin using the ropes for leverage.  He starts mocking Blaze, but he says that he’s a man of his word and will let him tar and feather him.  Just as he’s about to pour the tar on him, Sandy Scott from the Board of Directors gets on the house mic and says that Candido was holding the ropes, he saw it on the monitors and is ordering the match to continue.  Candido jumps Blaze and tars and feathers him anyway, which brings Scott back out and he fines Candido $1,000.
2. Recap of Heavenly Bodies & Brian Lee vs Rock & Roll Express & Tracey Smothers from last week
3. INT: Tracey Smothers - dressing room interview.  The question on Brian Matthews’ mind and a lot of the fans minds is when is he going to make peace with the Dirty White Boy?  Smothers says that he has been asking himself that a fair bit recently.  He knows the Dirty White Boy has a lot of friends and fans on his side now, but he’s done so many things to him over the past few months that it’s hard for him to accept him as an ally or friend.  He tells the White Boy that he doesn’t want his help, doesn’t need his help and doesn’t trust him.
4. INT:  Tony Anthony - a Triple Threat match for the SMW Heavyweight title has been signed for Christmas Chaos between the Dirty White Boy, Tracey Smothers and Brian Lee.  It will be fought under elimination rules with all three men will be in the ring at the same time.  The White Boy wishes that Ron Wright was at ringside for this but he’s still recovering at the moment.  It’s the first time in his life that he has ever been in a match like this and he knows he’s going into it without a friend in the world and there’s not going to be a friend in that ring either.  Tracey Smothers says the he doesn’t like the Dirty White Boy for all that he’s done, well he expects that from him and isn’t begging anyone to be his friend.  The main person that he wants to get his hands on in that ring is Brian Lee as he can’t stand his stinking guts.  If he beats Lee in the match it isn’t over, as he then has to pin Tracey Smothers in order to become the SMW Heavyweight champion.  He tells them to bring it on down and if Tammy Fytch thinks she’s going to interfere, just look across the ring as the Dirty White Girl will be at ringside.
5. Prince Kharis (w/ Daryl Van Horn) vs Tim Horner (highlights) - a lengthy introduction for Kharis from Van Horn and he finally makes his debut.  He looks ridiculous and is supposedly 3,500 years old but this is hardly La Momia from Titanes terrorizing children.  Kharis has one move, the choke, and when he is knocked off his feet he sits up as though he is The Undertaker.  Van Horn grabs Horner’s ankle distracting him and Kharis adjusts something on his forearm, clocks Horner with it and KO’s him giving him the match.  After the bout Kharis puts Horner in the Cobra Clutch and security tries to help but to no luck.  The Dirty White Boy runs out and hits Kharis in the back which he no sells before Van Horn tells him to leave.
6. Down & Dirty w/ Jim Cornette & Heavenly Bodies - Dutch opens by recapping what happened last week with Mike Furnas and Jim Cornette.  A video interview from Furnas airs and he has a couple of problems with what happened to him.  He’s not a pro wrestler yet and has only been training for a few weeks, while that attack was on 3 on 1.  He may not be able to wrestle, but he sure can fight and news of the attack got out and back to his brother.  Doug called him up and said to name the time and the place, he’ll be there and they’ll get the job done together.  That place is Christmas Chaos and Jim Cornette and the Heavenly Bodies will find out what it’s like to be pushing around the wrong people.  Dutch is now joined by Cornette and the Bodies and Cornette struggled to understand what Mike said (didn’t we all!), so will attempt to decipher this fumble mouth, dumb jock, Tennessee Volunteer football playing babble into some kind of English.  What he gathers is that they beat up Mike, he got hot, his family got involved, they called up his brother Doug, the big time wrestling star in Japan, he’s going to fly home for Christmas and it will be Mike & Doug Furnas against the Heavenly Bodies at Christmas Chaos.  Cornette has been doing some research on them and Doug holds 18 legitimate world strength records, Mike was the fastest guard in college football and they’ve a list of athletic credentials as long as his arm.  They’re not scared of a couple of football players though.  Tom Prichard says that football players get on a football field with a bunch of pads and they get to wear a helmet to protect themselves.  When you get in a wrestling ring, it’s nothing but flesh and bone and they’re not just wrestlers, they’re the Heavenly Bodies, the best.  Cornette hates football, hates football players and hates everyone who watches it.  Football is for sissies and wrestling is for real men like him and the Heavenly Bodies.  Mike Furnas is getting in way over his head and at Christmas Chaos they’re going to find out what happens when you get in the ring with real men. Good stuff from Cornette.
7. Singapore Spike Match: The Bullet vs Kevin Sullivan (jip) - with Sullivan and The Bullet fighting in the corner, Killer Kyle comes down to ringside and opens the unopened boxes and gets hold of the spike.  He tries to interfere but The Bullet holds both of them off.  Sullivan whips The Bullet towards Kyle who is preparing to spike him, but he reverses it and Kyle spikes Sullivan in the head instead allowing The Bullet to get the pin.  This was pretty bad.
8. INT: Jim Cornette - Kevin Sullivan has gone down to defeat at the hands of The Bullet and he still doesn’t have the mask, but that’s just another example of beating someone better that’s better than him because he’s got everyone on his side.  He’s got luck that he can’t believe and he’s got the officials on his side, but he wants him out of Smoky Mountain Wrestling, out of his life once and for all and will do anything it takes.  He wants the mask at stake at Christmas Chaos as he’s going to bring in his good friend Dick Murdoch who he knows can take him out.  If he puts the mask on the line he’ll put up anything and he doesn’t care what it is.  Except his dog snuffles!
9. INT: The Bullet - says that there is a lot of things that Jim Cornette has that he would love to have and while he has sent lots of bounty hunters after him, Dick Murdoch is the biggest.  He does have an idea though, but is going to think about it and will tell everyone next week.
10. INT: Brian Lee & Tammy Fytch - Fytch says that this Triple Threat match is so unfair.  One man couldn’t beat Brian so now they’re bringing two men into the ring to try and beat him for the belt.  It’s not even going to be 2 on 1, it will be 3 on 1 because that little hussy the Dirty White Girl will be out there and she tries to get her hands on Brian every chance she gets.  She’s just jealous because she has that fat, redneck slob to hang around with and she has Brian.  It’s not fair and she’s not used to putting up with things she doesn’t like.  Lee says that Tracey Smothers couldn’t get the job done, the Dirty White Boy couldn’t get the job done, so what next?  Are they going to bring a knife into the ring?  Are they going to have ten men against him?  Maybe even bring Les Thatcher out of retirement as they can’t get the job done.  Tammy Fytch is the first lady of Smoky Mountain Wrestling, he’s the SMW Heavyweight champion and that’s how it’s going to stay.
11. Gang Fight: Heavenly Bodies (w/ Jim Cornette) vs Bruise Brothers (highlights) - Jimmy Del Ray goes for a moonsault bodyblock off the top but he accidentally hits Mark Curtis instead knocking him out.  With Prichard and one of the twins fighting on the outside, Cornette sprays ether on a towel (with no DQ why did he wait until Curtis was knocked out?) and smothers the other twin until he passes out.  He goes to try and revive Curtis, but the other twin gets hold of him and throws him into a table which had been bought into the ring.  He then uses the ether soaked towel on Prichard, wakes up Curtis, rolls his brother out of the ring and Curtis counts Prichard out for ten giving the Bruise Brothers the win.  After the match Cornette blows the whistle which is the sign for the Moondogs to come out and the four of them (Prichard is still passed out) beat on the twins.
12. INT: Bruise Brothers - next time they’re going to get the Moondogs and they won’t be coming at them from behind, they’ll be ready and waiting for them.

Bold matches are PWO recommended