1993-11-13-SMW-TV

[GSR]

Smoky Mountain Wrestling

TV

Aired November 13, 1993

Newton Recreation Center, Newton, NC

1. Dutch Mantel casually lights up a cigarette and smokes it on air during the show introduction
2. INT: Tony Anthony - says that he’s bugged and pestered the promoters and finally has a match against Brian Lee for the SMW Heavyweight title on TV today.
3. Bobby Blaze vs Jason West
4. INT: Chris Candido - says how once again Smoky Mountain Wrestling have proved him right in that they’re the most backwards promotion in professional sports.  The ‘Turkey title’ match is the most ridiculous thing he’s ever heard.  You don’t get a belt, the ‘winner’ of the title gets tarred and feathered?  If Bobby Blaze thinks swimming in the river was something, he better be prepared to be tarred and feathered at the Thanksgiving Thunder.
5. INT:  Tracey Smothers - he says he’s had a tough last few months.  He vowed to get the SMW Heavyweight title back but couldn’t get the job done as its hard enough fighting a guy who is 6’ 6”, 280lbs, but when you add in that Tammy Witch it makes it double tough.  He wants the winner of the upcoming Brian Lee vs Dirty White Boy match and doesn’t care who it is.  Bob Caudle asks Tracey to stay ringside with them and help provide a little commentary for the match.  Smothers says that he knows the Dirty White Boy has a lot of fans now, but it’s still hard for him to accept him as a friend and ally after everything he did to him.  He doesn’t like him and has no reason to.
6. Tony Anthony vs Brian Lee (w/ Tammy Fytch) - Lee comes out with his arm in a sling and Tammy says that Brian had an accident the other day and shattered his wrist into a million pieces.  They have had x-rays, his arm is in a sling and doesn’t think he will be able to defend the title for another six to eight months.  The Dirty White Boy tells her if she doesn’t think he’ll hit a cripple she’s wrong and then slugs Lee to get the match underway.  Some brass knux fall out of the sling and the White Boy nails Lee with them.  Fytch goes to spray something in his face but he grabs her arm and she ends up spraying Mark Curtis in the face instead and he takes a tumble out of the ring in a rather contrived spot.  The White Boy starts to spank her but Lee makes the save and the two of them continue to fight until he knocks Anthony out with Tammy’s loaded handbag.  Fytch starts slapping and choking him, when out from the back comes the Dirty White Girl who takes a running dive at Tammy and tackles her.  Lee rescues his manager and goes after the White Girl until the White Boy saves her from him.
7. INT: Jim Cornette, Brian Lee & Tammy Fytch
8. INT: Tony Anthony & Dirty White Girl - Anthony says that everybody thinks that the Dirty White Boy is a man with no friends, he’s done a lot of bad things during his career but one person has always stood beside him and that’s the Dirty White Girl.  She tells Tammy Fytch that as long as she is around, her or no other bimbo is going to put their hands on the Dirty White Boy.  She will go from one end of the country to the other to kick her butt and if Tammy doesn’t think she’ll rip her throat out and spit down her neck she better think again.  Anthony tells Lee that he doesn’t have to worry about the Dirty White Girl, he has to worry about him.  He’s taken on a lot of big men, has chopped every one of them down and put a lot of them out of professional wrestling.  At Thanksgiving Thunder, Brian Lee is going to put that title on the line against him and the Dirty White Girl is going to be in his corner whether he likes it or not.  Dirty White Girl looks incredible and an okay promo from her when she gets into it.
9. Rock & Roll Express vs Robbie Eagle & John Hitchcock
10. Down & Dirty w/ Bruise Brothers - this week’s edition opens with a music video of the Bruise Brothers (set to ‘Get A Haircut and Get A Real Job’ by George Thorogood) which Dutch claims to have put together himself.  Back on set and Dutch wants the twins to tell everyone what they have got in store for the Heavenly Bodies, who are next on their agenda.  They say that it took a lot of guts for Jim Cornette to come and get them from one of the bars in which they run, but he tried to control them, he underpaid them and he treated them like garbage.  Now they’ve got a ‘Gang Fight’ coming up, it’s not a wrestling match it’s a fight, and they’re finally going to get their hand on him and the Heavenly Bodies.
11. INT: Jim Cornette & The Moondogs - Cornette says that Smoky Mountain Wrestling is trying to protect their fair haired boys, so he has bought in the Moondogs from the swamps of Louisiana for one reason, and that’s to finish the Rock & Roll Express off once and for all.  Smoky Mountain Wrestling says that they are too wild, too crazy, have denied them a license, have denied them access to hotels, motels, restaurants, have barred them and have tried to have them arrested.  Nobody does that to Jim Cornette or any tag team that he wants to bring in to SMW.  When you have someone on your property that you don’t want there you set the dogs on them, well that’s exactly what he’s doing to the Rock & Roll Express.
12. Unsanctioned Match: The Moondogs (w/ Jim Cornette) vs Johnny Wild & John Patterson - the Dogs stiff these poor guys with unprotected chair shots to the head, hard chair shots to the back, hit them over the head with trash cans and other weapons and just brutalize these two souls.  Cornette tries to interview the jobbers, saying that they look like Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson, as the Dogs continue to destroy them with weapon and chair shots.  Brutal stuff.
13. INT: The Bullet - he’s working out in the gym and is wearing an eye patch after the fireball attack on him (which is replayed).  He says that Kevin Sullivan burned all the hair off his eyebrows, burned his eye lashes and he won’t be seeing right for a couple of weeks.  He doesn’t have to see right though, all he has to see is an image and he’ll know it’s Kevin Sullivan, and then when he gets his hands on him he’s going to curse the day that caveman invented fire.  He knows Jim Cornette is behind this as he’s tried to take him down before but couldn’t do it.  Bob Armstrong has come to his rescue and he’s letting him work out in his gym and before this mess is all over, Bob Armstrong will be Commissioner again.
14. INT: Kevin Sullivan - and he’s at the beach again.  He questions, why would a grown man run around in a mask?  Only if you’re Bob Armstrong and you want to hide from your four idiot children would you do that.  Bob Armstrong made a big mistake in his life by not paying for his psychiatrist.  He was making real good progress, was becoming a model citizen and was starting to feel good about humanity.  Now he has all this built up hatred and problems in his head and it’s due to one man, the man who wouldn’t pay his bills.
15. Mike Furnas training video - Furnas doesn’t look good at all
16. Tim Horner vs Killer Kyle - Daryl Van Horn joins them on commentary for this match and says that Thanksgiving Thunder is going to be hotter than a jalapeno enema.  He tells Bob Caudle that when you see Prince Kharis you’re going to be in for a bigger shock than you would have if you watched one of Michael Jackson’s home videos.  Tim Horner has had an unremarkable wrestling career and the only reason he’s been able to do anything in Smoky Mountain Wrestling is because he’s willing to cowtell, play step and fetch and kiss the butts of the promoters here.  You will never find him or Prince Kharis kissing a butt unless it’s been properly beaten and bloodied by a cat o’nine tails first.  Nobody looks good wearing brown lipstick, and Tim Horner looks absolutely ridiculous.
17. INT: Tim Horner - says that just like all the other managers around here, Daryl Van Horn is a leech, trying to find someone to ride on their coat tails to take them to the top so that they can be somebody.  He’s heard all about Prince Kharis wanting to come in and fight two men, well he’s going to be coming at him so hard, so fast and from so many different directions that he’s going to think there is two of him.
18. INT: Bruise Brothers, Tony Anthony & Dirty White Girl
19. INT: Brian Lee & Tammy Fytch - Fytch goes off on the Dirty White Girl and says who does the Dirty White Boy think he is bringing that sleazy little tramp out here?  She can’t believe that the Smoky Mountain Wrestling officials would even let someone as dirty and sleazy as that in the same building with her and she’s going to get a skin rash from the White Girl coming near and touching her.  She’s the sleaziest, dirtiest little tramp she’s ever seen in her life.  She’s a scumbag and a slut!  The White Girl then runs out to get to Fytch charging towards her, but Lee almost loses her over the desk and drops her head first when he picks her up.  Tony Anthony is out after her and he nails Lee allowing the White Girl to get free from his grasp and she chases Fytch to the back with Lee and Anthony in pursuit.

Bold matches are PWO recommended