1993-11-20-SMW-TV

[GSR]

Smoky Mountain Wrestling

TV

Aired November 20, 1993

Newton Recreation Center, Newton, NC

1. INT: Bobby Blaze - he’s carrying a pillow full of feathers with him.  Says that Chris Candido embarrassed and humiliated him so he went to the SMW Board of Directors and now, at the Thanksgiving Thunder, he’s going to embarrass him and he will be the biggest turkey of them all.
2. Chris Candido vs Jason West - Candido empties some feathers from a pillow onto West after the match until Bobby Blaze makes the save, and then he starts to throw them over Candido.
3. Recap of Brian Lee vs Tony Anthony from last week
4. Tony Anthony (w/ Dirty White Girl) vs John Hitchcock - during the match Brian Lee and Tammy Fytch rush out to ringside.  Lee grabs the White Girl, holds her in a full nelson and Fytch hits her in the head with her handbag.  The White Boy sees what is happening, but they run to the back before he can get his hands on them.  No official announcement for the match, but Mark Curtis called for the bell and I think the White Boy won by DQ.
5. INT: Jim Cornette, Brian Lee & Tammy Fytch
6. INT: Kevin Sullivan - he knows The Bullet is ‘Bullet’ Bob Armstrong and at Thanksgiving Thunder he’s going to meet the man who sent him away, the man who’s Doctor’s bills he wouldn’t pay.  He didn’t want to go on that rampage and didn’t want to do what he had to do, but at the ‘Four Faces of Fear’ it’s all legal.  He can dismember him, rip off his mask, reach down and rip out his entrails!  It’s all legal and they won’t be able to put him away again.
7. INT: The Bullet - he’s still working out in Bob Armstrong’s gym and is just about ready for Thanksgiving Thunder.  He’s not wearing his eye patch anymore, his vision is still a bit hazy but he is seeing things and if the referee will just lead him to the ring he will take care of business.  Kevin Sullivan tried to take him out but it didn’t work, Jim Cornette tried to take the mask off him but that didn’t work, no-one is going to get the mask.  The wrestlers have been talking, the photographers are coming to see whether The Bullet loses his mask.  Is it Bob Armstrong or isn’t it Bob Armstrong?  Only he knows that, Kevin Sullivan is going to have to prove it but he doesn’t pack the gear to do so!
8. INT:  Tony Anthony & Dirty White Girl - the Dirty White Boy cannot believe that a man who is 6’8” and weighs 300lbs wants to come out and jump on a woman.  Where he comes from men just don’t do that.  He tells the White Girl that he knows she came to help him but he didn’t think Brian Lee was going to do this, and from now on she’s to stay at home and he’ll take care of this himself.  The White Girl says that Tammy Fytch made the biggest mistake of her life when she put her hands on her.  They come in a pair and from now on, wherever he goes, she goes.  She’s going to kick her butt from one end of the country to the other and this time it’s not a threat, it’s a promise.  The White Boy says that Brian Lee has lit the fire, he wants to jump his old lady?  Well it’s not going to happen because wherever he goes he’s going to carry his chain, and if he blinks, he’s going to bust him over the head with it.  He doesn’t care if the promotion fines or suspends him as no-one touches his old lady and lives to tell about it.  If Tammy Fytch gets close to him he’ll have no problem choking her turkey neck to death either.  Great stuff from the White Boy.
9. INT:  Jim Cornette & The Moondogs - Cornette says that they were fined $5,000 for what happened on TV last week, but all $5,000 is to him is a phone call home to mother and she sent in a cheque and paid for the damage that the Moondogs did.  Smoky Mountain Wrestling are once again trying to discriminate, trying to protect the Rock & Roll Express and the people they like.  They don’t want the Moondogs wrestling on TV and will even send in SMW security to prevent it from happening.  Cornette says that they are going to laugh in the face of authority, they are going to ignore the TV ban that the Moondogs have on them and are going to the ring.  Let security and the wrestlers come on out as he would love to see somebody try to get them to leave.  The Moondogs head in to the ring and it’s not long before security comes out to try and get them to leave, although Dutch says those guys couldn’t even throw out his grandmother!  The Dogs attack the security men and then Chris Canyon, John Hitchcock, Johnny Wild and John Patterson all come out to get beaten up as well.  Lots of trash can and ‘Stop’ sign shots to the head as per, but at least no full force chair shots like last week.  The Rock & Roll Express eventually come to the ring to stop the attack and use the Dogs weapons against themselves.  It’s not long before they get the advantage back and go to work on the Rock & Rolls and they only finally stop and leave when Tim Horner and Tracey Smothers make the save.
10. Personality Profile: Mike Furnas
11. INT: Tim Horner - he’s interrupted by Daryl Van Horn who is giving Horner the chance to back out of Thanksgiving Thunder right now.  It’s the best move he could make, as if he showed up for Thanksgiving Thunder all those illegitimate children he fathered up and down the road are going to be sorry they won’t have a daddy anymore.  Horner thinks Van Horn is full of crap.  He’s not afraid from anyone, has never backed down from anybody and isn’t going to start with him or his Egyptian Prince.
12. Tim Horner vs Robbie Eagle
13. Heavenly Bodies (w/ Jim Cornette) vs Bruise Brothers - after Prichard and one of the twins start fighting on the floor, Cornette gets involved and nails the Bruise Brother in the back with his racket.  He doesn’t register the shot and turns his attention to his ex-manager.  The distraction allows Prichard to hit the twin with a chair and then Cornette ties him to the ring post with some rope (although this was a struggle).  The Bodies double team the other twin in the ring whilst Cornette gets some shots in on the tied up brother.  He eventually frees himself, heads to the back and returns with a piece of wood that he breaks over Del Ray and Prichard’s heads.  Despite the Bodies double teaming the twin inside the ring for over 90 seconds, it is only when the Bruise Brother uses the piece of wood does he call for the bell.  Mark Curtis really comes across as an idiot in an awful lot of the stuff that I have watched in the TV sets.  This was a nothing match although there was nothing wrong with the match itself, it was there to just build for the ‘Gang Fight’ series on the Thanksgiving Thunder tour.
14. INT: Rock & Roll Express, Tony Anthony & Dirty White Girl
15. INT: Brian Lee & Tammy Fytch - Bob Caudle can’t believe that Lee came out and attacked the Dirty White Girl.  Fytch wonders if she has a bit of a headache now, although looking the way that she does has got to hurt!  The Dirty White Girl is like Tammy Wynette, standing by her man just like a good little housewife should; she’s nothing like her at all.  She’s a well-educated business woman while all the White Girl is good for is washing dishes, doing laundry and that’s it.  Lee says she is good for something if you have $10 though and the line is probably all the way out the back now.  He can snatch the Dirty White Boy or he can snatch his woman and at Thanksgiving Thunder he can’t wait to get his hands on them again.

Bold matches are PWO recommended