1993-11-27-SMW-TV

[GSR]

Smoky Mountain Wrestling

TV

Aired November 27, 1993

Newton Recreation Center, Newton, NC

1. INT: Chris Candido - he says last week everyone saw Bobby Blaze almost kill him; he had a foreign object and beat him with that pillow and feathers!  His neck and head still hurt, but today he’s going to be in Killer Kyle’s corner to make sure that Blaze doesn’t use any more foreign objects in his matches.
2. Bobby Blaze vs Killer Kyle (w/ Chris Candido) - Blaze climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Kyle distracts Mark Curtis allowing Candido to hit Blaze over the back and head with this title belt.  He falls to the canvas and Kyle covers him to pick up the 1-2-3.
3. INT: Kevin Sullivan - he’s on the beach and carrying a spike.  ‘Bullet’ Bob Armstrong sent him to the isle of exile, but he is fooling no-one hiding behind that mask.  If he had paid his doctor’s bills the voices would have stopped and he would be a good guy, a calm guy.  Armstrong is going to have to face him in the ‘Four Faces of Fear’ not some errand boy, Terry Funk or Abdullah the Butcher.  He doesn’t want to use this spike on him, but the person inside him does.  The person inside him who lives to see entrails scattered all over the earth, to see havoc raised, to see tongues bitten and eyeballs hanging out, he wants to do that not Kevin Sullivan, and if only Bob Armstrong had paid the bills he wouldn’t have shown up.  Mistakes always come back to haunt you and this one’s really going to hurt Bob Armstrong. I liked this interview.
4. INT: Jim Cornette, Brian Lee & Tammy Fytch
5. INT: Brian Lee & Tammy Fytch - Fytch says that the Dirty White Girl really makes her nauseous.  How can she even call herself a girl?  She looks like a sleaze the way that she dresses in all those tight clothes.  Tammy thinks that the White Girl’s even got fleas and will have to go to her dermatologist to get some medication for the rash she’ll get when she touches her.  Talking of hands, she’s heard that the Dirty Whit Girl has more hands on her than a door knob.  Lee says that he put his father, Ron Wright, in the hospital and he’s going to do the same to him, like father like son, side by side in intensive care.  Tammy then says that whenever there is a bed involved, you know the Dirty White Girl will be there.
6. Tim Horner vs Chris Canyon
7. Down & Dirty w/ Tony Anthony & Dirty White Girl - this week’s segment opens by recapping what happened last week when the White Girl was attacked by Brian Lee and Tammy Fytch.  Dutch says that a lot of strong comments have been made by Lee and Fytch and he wants to know what the Dirty White Boy has to say about them.  Anthony says that talk is cheap and the two of them come out here talking about the Dirty White Boy and the Dirty White Girl, but it doesn’t matter to them as everything has already been said about them before.  At Thanksgiving Thunder he’s liable to come to the ring with a beer bottle, liable to come to the ring with a hangman’s noose, but most definitely will be coming to the ring with his chain and just hopes Brian Lee has enough guts to show up. Tammy Fytch may have been talking about her personal life, but the White Girl says that they know a lot about that training bra wearing tramp themselves.  The last time the Dirty White Boy was in Memphis he says he was riding in the baddest part of town with some friends when they stopped at a red light.  All of a sudden some woman came up to them scratching at the car window and said for $20 you boys could be real, real happy.  He got to look at who it was and it was Tammy Fytch.  When Dutch asks the White Boy about Tracey Smothers, who also wants to wrestle him, he says any time, any place he doesn’t care, because when it’s all done at the Thanksgiving Thunder he will be the new SMW Heavyweight champion.
8. Recap of Heavenly Bodies vs Bruise Brothers from last week
9. INT: Bruise Brothers - they might have a different attitude and might be going after some different people, but when you step in the ring with the Bruise Brothers it doesn’t make any difference as they’re going to fight, claw, kick, stomp and break every rule they can.  The end always justifies the means and they’ll get it on any way they can to get the job done.
10. Heavenly Bodies & Brian Lee (w/ Jim Cornette & Tammy Fytch) vs Rock & Roll Express & Tracey Smothers - solid match that goes longer than the norm for TV.  With the faces on top, Cornette starts blowing the whistle which is a signal for the Moondogs to come out.  They go straight after the Rock & Rolls and the four of them start brawling around the arena and all the way to the back  The Bodies and Lee triple team Smothers until the Bruise Brothers make the save, and they start fighting with the Bodies and they go at it all the way back to the dressing room.  This leaves Smothers and Lee all alone and Tracey puts him in the Figure Four as retribution for the leg injury he suffered at his hands.  Fytch gets in the ring and nails Smothers in the back of the head with her loaded purse to break the hold.  Lee goes to work on Smothers and climbs to the top turnbuckle when out comes Tony Anthony.  He throws Lee off the top, clotheslines him over the ropes and Lee gets out of there as he wants no part of the Dirty White Boy.  Smothers gets to his feet and the two of them stare at each other while Bob Caudle speculates as to whether the feud is over and whether they are going to shake hands.  They continue to eyeball one another until Smothers just gets out the ring and leaves.  They’re not friends yet!  Great stand-off at the end between the White Boy and Tracey.
11. INT: Bruise Brothers, Tony Anthony & Dirty White Girl
12. INT: Mike Furnas - he’s not ready to make his debut yet, but he’s training hard with Tim Horner and they’re doing everything they can to get ready.  Jim Cornette does us a favour and interrupts him, and tells Bob Caudle that he wants him to do something about the Bruise Brothers as they’re crazy and out of their minds.  Furnas and Caudle say that it’s Mike’s time, but Cornette wants to talk about wrestling and not about football and “Mr Touchdown”.  He’s sick of hearing that Mike Furnas is training, that Mike Furnas is working out, that Mike Furnas had breakfast today, that Mike Furnas has a zit on his face, this is wrestling not football.  As far as he is concerned football has no place in wrestling and he thinks that the people that play it are jerks.  He starts going off on Furnas (“You’ve been cut so many times you’ll bleed to death”), the University of Tennessee and high school football until Furnas has had enough and grabs him.  He tells him that if he keeps talking to him like that he will take him down to the nearest football field, at which point he is jumped by the Heavenly Bodies.  The three of them beat him down before Tom Prichard hits Mike in the leg and knee with a chair several times.  Furnas is really bad and his selling in the beat down was almost non-existent at first.  I’m guessing the Bodies will be moving on to the Furnas brothers after the Bruise Brothers, but that’s not something I’m looking forward to at the moment.

Bold matches are PWO recommended