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Smoky Mountain Wrestling

TV

Aired January 22, 1994

Chihowie High School, Chihowie, VA

  1. The Moondogs (w/ Jim Cornette) vs Robbie Eagle & Jason Herd - the Dogs get DQ’d and Herd (who Dutch says is the son of Jim Herd) is the recipient of most of the punishment here with the obligatory chair and weapon shots to the head.
  2. INT:  Bruise Brothers - they’ve finally got a date and there suspension is up on 2/13, just in time for Sunday Bloody Sunday.  They’ve got a steel cage match against the Moondogs, no-ones getting in and no-ones getting out.  They don’t know whether the Moondogs have ever been caged up, they have, there’s nowhere to go and they’re coming for them.
  3. We return from the interview and the Moondogs are still beating on Robbie Eagle & Jason Herd
  4. Brian Lee (w/ Tammy Fytch) vs Tony Anthony (w/ Dirty White Girl) (jip, from Morristown, TN) - this appears to be a Street Fight as neither man is in their regular wrestling gear.  Fytch is up on the apron ready to give Lee her purse, but the White Girl rushes over, grabs it out her hands and gives it to the Dirty White Boy.  He clocks Lee with it and covers him to get the win.  Fytch is in the ring at this point and the White Boy gets hold of her so that the White Girl can hit her, but Lee nails him from behind with the purse.  Lee and Anthony continue to go at it, but with the Dirty White Boy in charge Chris Candido comes out to help Lee and attack the White Boy.  They double team him with Fytch cheering them on, until Tracey Smothers makes the save.  Fytch ends up spraying something in Tracey’s eyes and the heels continue to beat on them some more leaving them laying in the ring.
  5. INT: Tony Anthony - he’s joined by Tracey Smothers.  He tells the Dirty White Boy that he is one hell of a man and while they might not like each other but there is some mutual respect there.  In this upcoming tag team match against Brian Lee & Chris Candido he promises to fight as hard with him as he did against him, before the two of them shake hands.  The White Boy says that he is looking forward to Sunday Bloody Sunday as the match has been signed, it’s a Tennessee Chain match for the SMW Heavyweight title and walking down the aisle in his corner will be the legendary Ron Wright.  There is no way he is going to lose on 2/13 with his mentor in his corner and he will walk out of that match the SMW Heavyweight champion.
  6. INT: Tammy Fytch, Jim Cornette
  7. Louie Spiccoli vs Jeff Victory
  8. INT:  The Bullet - says the contract he signed for Sunday Bloody Sunday is the worst contract he’s ever signed in his career, but he had to in order to get what he wanted.  He’s tired of playing games and that’s why he let Cornette choose any stipulation that he wanted.  Not only is it a Texas Death match with Terry Funk, a man who has never lost a Texas Death match in his life and whose father invented that type of match, but if he loses, The Bullet is gone forever, Bob Armstrong is gone forever and he has to crawl across the ring and kiss Jim Cornette’s feet.  He has to have a friend in high places to get a contract like that done.  Terry Funk did beat Bob Armstrong, but he’s yet to beat The Bullet and he’s ready, willing and able to prove that he’s still bad to the bone.
  9. Down & Dirty w/ Jim Cornette & Heavenly Bodies - Dutch starts by recapping and taking a look at the incident that happened last week with Paul Morton.  Back on Down & Dirty, and Dutch says a lot of people think Jim Cornette crossed the line last week.  Cornette says who cares about that old fossil?  He’s a bald headed, nothing happening goof!  He’s 124 years old and was a big deal before electricity.  He claims that Paul Morton tried to assault him, he put his hands on him first and tried to press charges but they wouldn’t take his statement.  He showed him who he was messing with though, as when he struck him he knocked him straight back down.  Tom Prichard interrupts and says that he was the one who knocked him down, at which point Cornette corrects himself to say that he was the one who kicked him when he was down!  Paul Morton got what he deserved, he started it.  The SMW Board of Directors have now added a tag title match against the Rock & Roll Express for Sunday Bloody Sunday, so not only do the Heavenly Bodies have to face the Furnas Brothers, they also have to take on the Rock & Rolls.  It’s not fair, but they figure that’s the only way that they will be able to beat the Heavenly Bodies.  All this talk of Paul Morton though, people need not worry, he’s okay and here today.  Cornette introduces him and it is in fact Jimmy Del Ray doing his best Stevie Wonder impression complete with shades, cane and head swaying.  As he continues to insult and make fun of Morton, the Rock & Rolls run out and try to get at Cornette but he runs off out of their way.
  10. INT: Chris Candido & Tammy Fytch
  11. INT: Mike & Doug Furnas - they say that everybody knows that on 2/13 at Sunday Bloody Sunday the football helmet is on the pole and if they lose they have to wear a University of Alabama football shirt.  That isn’t happening as they would rather have their face rubbed in puke than allow that, so the Heavenly Bodies better be ready and they may want to wear something on their heads to protect those coconuts of theirs.
  12. INT: Jim Cornette & Heavenly Bodies - the Rock & Roll Express are crazy, they’re trying to kill somebody and everyone around here is letting it go on.  Cornette tells the Furnas Brothers that they’re quitters and he’s not worried about them, but if the Rock & Rolls continue to keep pulling tricks like this, he’s not only going to press charges for assault and battery, but he’s going to be seeing his lawyer too.  He got to think about things and with Paul Morton now being blind and Robert Gibson’s mother being a deaf mute, if they ever got a romance going the only way they would be able to find each other would be by smell, but that wouldn’t be hard as they both stink!  At this point the Rock & Rolls are out again and chase off Cornette and the Bodies.
  13. INT: Rock & Roll Express - Ricky Morton says that in all the years they’ve wrestled Jim Cornette nothing like this has ever happened before.  They don’t care about the tag titles anymore and his father told him that one big chance always comes round in life, and Jim Cornette, his chance is coming.
  14. Prince Kharis (w/ Daryl Van Horn) vs Jason West
  15. INT: Rock & Roll Express, Tony Anthony
  16. Chris Candido vs Tony Anthony (w/ Dirty White Girl) - Tammy Fytch comes down to ringside into the match and Bob and Dutch speculate what the connection is between Candido and her.  With Candido in trouble she hands him her purse and he hits the Dirty White Boy with it leading to him getting DQ’d.  The White Girl grabs Tammy after the match but Candido comes to her rescue.  As Anthony comes round and sees Candido grabbing the White Girl he goes over to them but is jumped from behind by Brian Lee.  Primetime clocks the White Boy with his own chain until Tracey Smothers makes the save seeing off Lee and Candido.

Bold matches are PWO recommended

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