1994-03-12-SMW-TV

[GSR]

Smoky Mountain Wrestling

TV

Aired March 12, 1994

Bobby Blaze vs Larry Santo

1. INT: Tracey Smothers - says the last few weeks he and Chris Candido have had a lot of money floating round, they’ve had other people fighting their battles but at Golden Week ’94 it will be them doing the fighting in the ladder match.  After everything that Candido has done to him, he’s going to scale that ladder and if he can get that $2,500 he’s going to throw it out into the crowd.
2. Recap of the Dirty White Girl KO’ing The Hornet from last week
3. INT:  Tony Anthony & Dirty White Girl - last week was proof positive to Bob Caudle that the Dirty White Girl’s training is really paying off.  The White Boy says Golden Week ’94 is what they’ve been waiting on and everyone saw what the White Girl is capable of as she’s got a meaner right hook than Mike Tyson.  He tells Brian Lee to take out an insurance policy for Tammy Fytch as the White Girl is coming for her head, and he just may take his head off regardless.
4. Tony Anthony vs Pat Rose - the Dirty White Girl provides commentary for this match (and is terrible).  Tammy Fytch and Brian Lee come out to confront her and the women get into an argument before Tammy tells Brian to get her.  Lee holds her and Tammy rips open her blouse exposing the White Girl’s bra.  The White Boy seeing what happens leaves the ring to come to her aid, but ends up being counted out and loses the match.
5. INT: Chris Candido - Bob Caudle says how Tracey Smothers seems really pleased with the Ladder match and Candido says that of course he is, it’s his money that he’s trying to get!  It’s his money, he doesn’t need this match, but if Tracey Smothers tries to climb that ladder he’ll knock him off into the 15th row.  Smothers thought he was a joke just like everybody else did, but he’s proven to everyboudy that he’s not and at Golden Week ’94 the money is his.
6. INT: The Thrillseekers
7. The Thrillseekers music video - Danger Danger ‘Rock America’
8. Down & Dirty w/ Rock & Roll Express - Dutch says how the ‘Marathon match’ at Golden Week ’94 between the Rock & Roll Express and the Heavenly Bodies is going to give us an indicator as to what shape the two teams are in leading up to the ‘Loser Leaves Smoky Mountain Wrestling’ match.  He replays the footage from a few weeks back where Ricky Morton got badly busted open that led to this, followed by a dressing room interview following that match which is new, where a bloodied Morton says that the time has come and they want a match with the Heavenly Bodies where one of them has to go.  Back on Down & Dirty and Dutch says that for ten years they’ve had Jim Cornette in their face and this is their big chance to get rid of him and the Heavenly Bodies and to get that monkey off their backs.  Morton says that ever since he and Robert reunited, every major wrestling organisation in the world has called them wanting them to come and wrestle for them, but they’ve said no as they want to stay right her in SMW where all the fans stood behind them.  Jim Cornette likes to humiliate people. He was born with a golden spoon in his mouth and doesn’t know what it’s like to work 14 hours a day and worry about putting food on the table.  He likes to embarrass people; he did it to Robert’s mother, to his father and has done it to them on numerous occasions, that’s why they asked for this ‘Loser Leaves Town’ match.  It’s got to come to an end and if they’re not man enough to beat the Heavenly Bodies in this cage match, then they will sit down in the middle of the ring and take off their boots.  They reunited right here in SMW and they will end it here, because if they don’t beat the Heavenly Bodies there will be no more Rock & Roll Express.  Great stuff from Morton here.
9. INT: Heavenly Bodies & Jim Cornette - Bob Caudle says to take a good look at these three as you may not see them around for very long, which Cornette responds with how Bob would love that.  Cornette heard the Rock & Roll Express out here saying that if they don’t win the match on 4/1 at Bluegrass Brawl they’ll sit down in the ring, take off their boots and they’ll quit wrestling, because the reunited here and will end it here.  That’s exactly what they will do, as although they claim every major wrestling organisation has contacted them wanting them to wrestle for them, that’s not exactly true.  When the Heavenly Bodies spread their dominance outside Smoky Mountain Wrestling and went to WCW and the WWF, the Rock & Roll Express got so jealous and couldn’t stand it that they followed them there like some kind of plague or cancer.  They tried their best to take their spotlight away and it’s been exactly like that their whole career.  The match is now signed and the Rock & Roll Express are starting to realize what it means, loser leaves town, inside a cage, no way in, no way out, the best team has to win.  Sure they’re nervous, but Cornette guarantees that their proxy is going to come true.  The Rock & Roll Express are going to sit down in the middle of that ring, take off their boots, take off their tights and they’re going to have themselves a bonfire and burn that outfit as there will be no more Rock & Roll Express.
10. The Hornet vs Killer Kyle
11. INT: Daryl Van Horn - he wants all of these Smoky Mountain scumbags to get their tongues out of their grandmother’s mouth and stop felching the family dog!  He has great news to share as after months of being screwed around by the SMW Board of Directors, he’s finally secured a Heavyweight title match for Prince Kharis against the Dirty White Boy.  For months they tried to screw him around, but they obviously had him confused with the Dirty White Girl as he doesn’t bend over and grab his ankles for anyone.  This is the culmination of months of hard work and he doesn’t care if it means he has to spend eternity in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business, Prince Kharis will be the next SMW Heavyweight champion, you can bank on it.
12. INT: Bob Armstrong - Golden Week is here and he’s so happy as he’s got some hog killing to do.  Jim Cornette went out and got himself porky pig, old Captain Redneck, but his friend The Bullet left him a few clues on how to deal with them both.  When he became Commissioner they said he could wrestle once in a while, well Golden Week is that once in a while and if he can just get this done that’s all he needs to do.
13. INT: Dick Murdoch - says he enjoys whipping people, he enjoys beating people up and he really enjoys it when he gets paid for it.  Mama Cornette has sweetened the pot, but little Jimmy Boy is starting to sweat and get nervous so his ante keeps going up.  He tells Cornette not to be nervous as he promised his mother that he wouldn’t let Bob Armstrong ruffle his feathers.  When you hire him it’s like a fox guarding a hen house; as long as everyone’s watching that hen house is safe, but as soon as you turn your back he’s going to get a chicken, and Bob Armstrong is the biggest chicken he knows.  He is the one that needs to start sweating and feeling nervous, he’s the one with the illegitimate kid that shot all the Iraqis when they surrendered, he’s the one that gave the U.S. marine corp a bad name.  If his son had joined up about six years later than he did, he would’ve fit right in with what Bill Clinton is letting in the military right now “You know what I mean Armstrong” (said in a camp voice and emphasising a limp wrist).  Go home, kiss your fat, ugly stinking wife, the one with the big fat lips, the one that looks like Dusty Rhodes with grey hair.  He tells The Bullet to get ready because he’s spending that money.
14. Rock & Roll Express vs Well Dunn - Jim Cornette comes out to second Well Dunn into the match, but his interference backfires and ends up costing them the win.
15. INT: Rock & Roll Express - they say that Jim Cornette stuck his nose in where it didn’t belong and caused Well Dunn to lose the match, but when the match is over at the Bluegrass Brawl, we can all wave goodbye to the Heavenly Bodies.

Bold matches are PWO recommended