Script for 1/3/08 TNA Impact leaks

[Bix]

PDF here.

[JHawk]

It'll be fun to say the lines along with the TNA stars, at any rate.

[smkelly]

They even plan bait and switches in advance, how cute.

[Guest *FH*]

I'm saddened by the lack of (***)s.

 

Hey Bix, did you save the scans of those Raw/Smackdown scripts that leaked a while back?

[Guest *FH*]

FUCK how did Russo get a job writing anything more than "cheeseburger, fries, coke?" Did anyone notice how many of those promos start with "you know what?"

[Bix]

I like that there are at least 3 exchanges during the show where one person says something and the other person replies by repeating the last statement as a question.

[Guest *FH*]

Using the "Find..." function, it's 11 "you know what"s in a two hour show. Perhaps John Kronus wasn't the only shoot retard to con a living in this glorious business.

[Jingus]

If you've ever heard any interview where he justifies World Champion David Arquette, you know this to be true.

 

I'm surprised at just how thoroughly pre-scripted every single segment is. When you're writing when the different wrestlers should go on offense and giving Jim Cornette lines to memorize, you suck at life and deserve your sub-Thunder ratings.

[Dan]

Hey Bix, did you save the scans of those Raw/Smackdown scripts that leaked a while back?

 

They're fairly similar.