Childs

If the Rock set himself on fire, that would be a "moment."

I love at-wits-end Matt.

That was super weird booking as well.

Well, he seems OK.

There are so many "whys" when it comes to this match it's hard to know where to start. Indeed.

Why would Taker agree to this layout?

Montreal?

This match needs some nonsense, stat.

It's the battle of terrible triangles!

Was that ever even up for debate?

Maybe Taker will throw one of Vince's grandkids off the cell. Time for them to start giving to the business, dammit.

I'm with you. Charlotte's a heel and I'm perfectly happy to watch Sasha run her down.

That was excellent--the moonsault, Sasha's bumps, the kneeling chops into the double beatdown. Praise be. Crowd would have popped huge for a Sasha win, but that's OK. Plenty of legs to that feud.

Feels like they might not give them much time though. Trips will need at least 15 minutes to ride in on his armored steed.

OK, I enjoyed the Sasha-Snoop entrance.

What a nothing match that was.

Smelled the garbage emanating from the TV and felt compelled to do something?

Like an old man who can't keep up? I see people say this shit but let me tell you, from someone who just watched a truckload of Old Man Shawn, Shawn never EVER looked as physically washed up as Jericho did tonight. Shawn was fine when he went out. Just teasing you. I enjoy your unfettered enthusiasm for HBK.

Like an old man who can't keep up?

Oh my fucking Christ, having New Day come back out makes it twice as bad. Austin and Foley should know better.

Oh, I see, the old corpses needed to get over. Of course.

This is correct for the Zayn thing, WWE.com mentioned it before too I thought it was because El Generico used Ole by The Bouncing Souls as his theme music. Right.

What the fuck are they doing with this show?

Oh for fuck's sake.

Well, Jericho hasn't been as disastrously bad as he was at Fastlane. Small favors, I guess.