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Wait what is Repo Man doing in the Rumble

Yeah I assume Shinsuke was a #2 just so McAfee can dance on the table like usual. Rememer when AJ vs Nakamura was considered a WM dream match. That feels like 15 years ago

It would have to be a surprise entrant because the RAW locker room is a waste land given all the people moving to Smackdown like Big E and Seth Rollins. If you had to select a regular roster guy literally the only decent option is Damian Priest

Yeah that makes more sense in WWE land

So Reigns vs Lesnar is still on for the Smackdown side of the WM title. I guess the winner of the Rumble match faces Lashley at the RAW side

Basically this is match to who can survive landing on his neck the most

Yeah this idea that Bobby Lashley went from Bellator tomato cans to WWE is just hilarious. I guess the idea is that we will show IMPACT respect now because Dixie Carter is nowhere to be seen Wait is Bobby the face in this match?

I guess in 2022 44,000 is something that is very impressive but I am sure 2019 version of the WWE would be fucking pissed off

Yeah Doudrop tried her best because this is probably her only chance. Becky was just going through the motions

So apparently the "point to the sign" thing is in jeopardy because all of the pyro has really fucked up the WM logo

She didn't work through he pandemic because she was pissed off at how she was viewed in the WWE mostly the fans. I mean are we forgetting how she told everyone that wrestling was fake and that the fans sucked. It is going to be interesting to see how they promote 2 kinda unlikeable people in a main event match at WM

Right now these are two heels in a probable WM match.

Fuck i forgot that Bianca was still in this. Oh well her main event days are probably over anyway

And here is the fucking winner

MIGHTY MOLLY. Talk about respectfully Okay I would be down for a Niki ASH vs Mighty Molly program

God dam is that Sarah Logan or Max the Impaler By the way I see that Peacock is still drastically behind everyone else given my Twitter feed

Did Summer Rae just scream FUCK YOU running down the ramp.

Wait I am not sure I can get tattooed up Foxy

Oh fuck I was sure they eliminated her in 2 seconds

Wow she even got her IMPACT music entrance

Right to Censor Ivory was the best Ivory. And how much of a pro that she held on to the mic the entire time

Since Sonya is an authority figure why can she just put herself back in the Rumble over and over again. Isn't how that works in wrestling now I understand why Carmella is wearing a mask but why the fuck is it this black looking disaster Wait why the fuck is an actual women's champion in this match?

FUNK IS ON A ROLL MAGGLE I wonder how many current WWE fans even know that Naomi and Cameron were partners

Frankly Sonya's ring outfit is the only strong part in the last 6 months of the feud. And now the commentary is going to start getting awful