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Fuck if we knew that was the match we were going to get maybe it should have been a main event of Night 1. I don't think anyone saw a match this physical with Charlotte.

This is easily her most physical match ever which she definitely needed

Damn it Charlotte is going to win

JESUS how does Charlotte not have a broken neck

Man Rhea has to win this match. I mean all that momentum in the last year.

In hindsight maybe instead of a chain they should have used a strap and for the next special even we would have a tag team Caribbean Strap Match.

Michael Cole is showing everyone why RAW commentary is so awful with his legendary call. If we would have had that wimpy British calling this, we would just have Corey doing material for 10 minutes. Cole wasn't having any of Dom's bullshit. This crowd is just eating up all of the finishes which is all you can ask in a wrestling show.

Fuck Dom just killed his father on that move. I can't believe he isn't out cold

So one of the hottest feud matches of Wrestlemania is actually the Cinnamon Toast Crunch match that we heard about months ago.

Dan Barry who plays a comedy police officer for most of his indie career is playing an officer in a Wrestlemania entrance

Lots of BS around it but it was entertaining as hell and the crowd ate up all of it

I just want the guy in the Energy Drink costume to be Jay White doing a run in

This is the closest thing to one of those Wrestlecon SuperShow 10 man tag matches that is just bat shit crazy from beginning to end.

Titus O'Neil as the 3rd man on commentary is quite the choice

Seriously is Tony Khan booking this Wrestlemania tonight after how Ring of Honor looked A ref bump on the first match of the weekend isn't really the best sign for me. But Theory had to win somehow

to steal an old Vince line: John Cena just raped Austin Theory of his dignity. He wasn't that wrong but man leave some meat on that carcass next time

The only negative with Jey not turning tonight is I am not sure if you can make Sami/Kevin vs the Usos a Night 1 main event based on a Smackdown angle. And certainly can't if it is Jimmy/Solo

Wow so we STILL don't know what is going on with Jey Uso

Oh no the reverse of Royal Rumble with the chair

WOW HE KICKED OUT OF THE SPEAR

This shit is stressful and we aren't even close to the most stressful part. That was the fastest ref run in ever. Seriously did he start running when Jimmy climbed the top rope

The finish is definitely going to have Sami's family in this. You don't use them this much without an ultimate

"Make them believe Sami". Holy fuck that is a God Mode statement from Cole there.

This is one of those moments where you could go 5 minutes without touching and it would be perfect in today's wrestling

Yeah I was wrong. They were saving their Roman hatred for Sami love. That was incredible.