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I am surprised that Byron Saxton didn't yell ONE FALL. Saxton's rental tux is pretty funny

Yes let's have becky Lynch come to the ring in a 18 wheeler to complete fucking silence

There is no way in hell that this would be the 2nd match on the show if WM was normal. The only interesting person in this match is the ref

I never want to hear the phrase "Gronky Kong" again in my life

Ow Alexa just killed everyone on that move

Apparently tanning beds are essential in Orlando because fuck these refs are orange. This is actually a great match

I look forward to Cena trying call spots in the ring as quiet as humanly possible. I mean it is terribly obvious on a crowded arena

God I really hope they don't pull the trigger on the Nikki and Alexa break up. We were expecting this months ago and now I don't want it anymore

Yes like he has this natural ability to be an obnoxious ass

Oh okay Cole and JBL is there. I guess the pre show stuff wasn't

OH LOOK AT THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE I blame all you Patriots fans

What the fuck is this video montage? This is very Rick and Morty like

All I can think with Rosenberg is that it is a New York thing that we wouldn't understand

Listen to Graves having to force tell what a dream come true it is that they are two nights of wrestlemania makes me wish I bought bourbon this weekend

Is Michael Cole in a studio post production because it definitely doesn't sound live at the time of tapings?

Okay the Miz and Morrison battle rap is fucking incredible in how awful and cheesy it was.

The matches tonight are -Boneyard Match - Zayn vs. Bryan - Morrison vs. Kofi vs. Jimmy Uso -Elias vs. Corbin - Kabuki Warriors vs. Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross - Lynch vs. Baszler - Goldberg vs. Strowman - Owens vs. Rollins

Would really recommend watching the WWE Chronicle with Drew McIntyre. Probably the only time for many many years that we hear some talk about he is dealing with this particular because of the virus. Especially the guy who was supposed to be in a main event match. Hell this might be the first ever time they actually mentioned the coronavirus. .

And now the Miz is officially out of the ladder match I don't know how true this is but I thought I heard that all of the matches for WM was taped in the middle of the night at the Performance Center. Don't know how unless they literally taped the entire week in 2 days instead of the 3 or 4 that people think

There will be pre-show match today and tomorrow. It will be Cesaro vs Drew Gulak and Liv Morgan vs Natalya. The first one makes perfect sense and should be a hell of a match. The 2nd one seems stupid. Where is Ruby Riott?

I would be stunned if the first match today isn't a World Title match. But not sure which one though. You have Brock who you know wants to get the fuck out of this situation as possible or you have Goldberg vs Braun where you know the WWE wants this whole nightmare situation with Reigns to be over with Watching wrestlers on Twitter acting like how special today is even though everything has already been finished is some good and funny bringing back of kayfabe. Although people like Charlotte talking about having watch party on Instagram of their match completely washes that away

If I had to guess, I have a feeling that the "truth" guy to expose the whole Mandy/Otis/Dolph thing was Mustafa Ali

If this under the "plan changed" department, I guess I admire him for doing it in a story line way. I mean given how weird it has been maybe they did do something in the tapings and said fuck it don't show it Also getting from tonight that Miz isn't getting punished for coming into work sick and causing Reigns to flip out.

Okay I admit I am not really paying attention but did they change the match by just showing Braun against Goldberg now and that was it?

Given how difficult it is to fill 2 and 3 hour shows I can't imagine what they are going to do after Wrestlemania. Are they even allowed by USA and Fox to not run a show? If not then I wouldn't be surprised if they just air Wrestlemania again in pieces for the next 2 weeks The RAW after Wrestlemania was always where the real fun was. Seeing it be either an empty arena shows with just promos or a highlight show is going to be harder for some people than WM