WingedEagle

Looking promising on the first wish.

Now that's an entrance I support. Shortcuts to help us get to bed.

I must've missed that.

Amen.

Oh no. Just when I was texting someone this would end before midnight, we get more of this.

This is world's better than Bray/Orton and at least more fun than Trips/Rollins. Plus I dig that they all went the extra mile on their looks tonight.

But they sure did turn up the speed on the lunch line.

Wow. Smackdown women not getting cut.

Jerk! Ass! (No, I can't delete posts or I would this one) Leapfrogged your ish like Brock just did.

That was EXACTLY what it should've been. Just perfect. Home run on every level.

I LOVE this match! Exactly what I wanted.

Ready to be pleasantly surprised again. Looking forward to these last 2 matches a ton even if its completely irrational.

I haven't seen Sid-Undertaker in years, maybe that's it? Maybe. But both are more interesting than either Orton or Wyatt. With better and shorter entrances. And now MST3K special effects.

Looks like Smackdown women actually got cut. Really sucks for them.

Okay this is fucking absurd. Call it.

These guys are slow burning through the True Blood dvd set.

Hahaha. At least you knew it was him. When he first came out I thought Flo Rida got really fat since his last Mania appearance.

Fucking Christ. Orton isn't even walking to the ring. Just preening on the stage. All for an extended chinlock.

And that cracked me up. And woke me up too. Now I have to watch the match. Fuuuuck. I don't know. With the length of this ramp, I'm not sure you're making it through this entrance. Just about made me tap. And I'm looking forward to 2 of the 7 matches left.

This slow business has got to be a troll right? If so its pretty awesome.

Mr. Worldwide about to be shown hate from the Universe.

Death to the match, but yet again props to them on a satisfying and clean finish.

What's the running clock on this?

Ugh Rollins eyeing the jumbotron to make sure Steph was in position there to grab the sledge was the kind of blatant nonsense that really serves as a kick between the legs. Might as well have cue cards.

The poor guy is sadly walking down the aisle with his awful pissy yellow getup after HHH came down with a gang of biker and his hot dothraki wife and a syringe or roids up his ass. Them jokes writes themselves. This match will give me some time to rest... Legitimately cracked me up. Bless the entertainment here. And bless Mania Steph.