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Fucking Christ. Orton isn't even walking to the ring. Just preening on the stage. All for an extended chinlock.

And that cracked me up. And woke me up too. Now I have to watch the match. Fuuuuck. I don't know. With the length of this ramp, I'm not sure you're making it through this entrance. Just about made me tap. And I'm looking forward to 2 of the 7 matches left.

This slow business has got to be a troll right? If so its pretty awesome.

Mr. Worldwide about to be shown hate from the Universe.

Death to the match, but yet again props to them on a satisfying and clean finish.

What's the running clock on this?

Ugh Rollins eyeing the jumbotron to make sure Steph was in position there to grab the sledge was the kind of blatant nonsense that really serves as a kick between the legs. Might as well have cue cards.

The poor guy is sadly walking down the aisle with his awful pissy yellow getup after HHH came down with a gang of biker and his hot dothraki wife and a syringe or roids up his ass. Them jokes writes themselves. This match will give me some time to rest... Legitimately cracked me up. Bless the entertainment here. And bless Mania Steph.

Once a year. And yeah, I'm still there. 4 matches ? NO ! Trip vs Seth, Goldy vs Lesnar & Taker vs Roman. Did I forget something ? Smackdown women, Orton vs. Wyatt. Plus Pitbull.

Once a year. And yeah, I'm still there. 4 matches ? NO ! Trip vs Seth, Goldy vs Lesnar & Taker vs Roman. Did I forget something ? Smackdown women, Orton vs. Wyatt.

5 matches left unless Smackdown women get cut. This may go until midnight.

Are they playing Terminator or Sons of Anarchy this year? Don't really care as long as Steph dresses the part every time out, but what in the hell.

Oh lord.

Definitely came off flatter than expected, but I suppose it'd been telegraphed for too long. Good on them. Hope everyone is happy. Curious how long they've been engaged.

I don't watch The Bachelor, but the wife does. All hands on deck for the season finale.

Twitter is easier than refreshing these days.

What is that one?

Jeff Hardy is insane. That was incredible fun.

Pretty much. Talk was it was sometime over the next month.

Charlotte is the BEST.

WOW. Did not expect that kind of surprise at Mania.

Undoubtedly a match I'll knock a quarter star from when I rewatch later in the year, but that was terrific. Just too short. If it could borrow 3 minutes from each of of the first two matches we'd have the MOTN.

That was awesome but way too quick. Still terrific almost the entire way even with the sudden finish. ****1/4 may be a tad high but I loved that.

More terrific action through 2 eliminations, but that one was too quick for my taste. Hopefully these 2 get some real time.

I'm saying it again and I hope I say it a few more times. This match is absolutely everything it should be thus far.