Jimmy Redman

From who? Kane? Samoa Joe? Rollins and Ambrose? Nakamura? Balor? Rocky? Curtis Axel? Yes? I'm holding out hope for the Stacey and Elliott's Divas Invasion Army, but I'll take what I can get.

No DQ? Run In City yes?

Hunter gets Biker Steph. Roman gets the same entrance he had last year. #PoliticalHit

He's already a heel! You're just too dumb to see it! Or something.

So like Alexa Bliss has been the best worker on this show by a mile. NAOMI!

Now for the real main event!

THAT WAS FUCKING PERFECT

Nah. SD women's trios gets 25 min to close the show. You say that like that wouldn't be a million times better than whatever Taker is going to do here. And I love Taker.

I'm not sure what circle of irony it is when you go through a revolution and get a fan campaign to promote your match to the main show...only to be the same bathroom break match you all revolted against in the first place.

Back in the late nineteenth century this was a fun show.

Wow Taker on last.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF AT THAT FINISH

FKN LOL at NOBODY reacting to the Punt Tease. Poor Randy.

OK the snake thing was cool. Also I don't know why Randy wearing a actual ring jacket makes me so happy but it does.

vs Undertaker was pretty good.

The crowd does need a musical performance to come down from that super hot, emotional match.

Good finish. Steph is so much more over than her husband it's insane.

PEPSI PLUNGE!

Can I just get the camera that's watching Steph as my feed?

So this is what Seth got beat up every week with no reprieve for? To get to the match and get beat up some more? He's selling way too much for a revenge match.

Damn. THAT was the moment for Seth to no sell the knee for the big pop.

I'm mesmerised by Biker Steph. If I ever wanted a Sugar Mama...

Hunter is so tan.

BIKER STEPH!!

I'm a total hypocrite because I loved that, I actually thought that was super sweet. Cena saying what he said instead of some sappy, cliched proposal speech was a great choice, that's easily the most genuine and relateable they've ever been. I'm on board now, power couple forever. Metallica is wasted on this shit.