C.S.

Paige sounds fucking drunk. Yikes!

Cena is drinking beer before he supposedly wrestles. Puts the whole thing in doubt for me, honestly.

Now I wish I had a Snickers. Who says WWE advertising doesn't work?

I hope Drake turns on Cedric.

Even the random WTF split-screen can't hide Ali calling spots.

John Cena reaction shots are the best thing ever.

Why is the Spanish Fly not a finisher?

I love Ali's gear. It's the talk of the town. I think he should win. Prediction: Cedric will win though, for the reasons I listed above.

Did you guys realize that WrestleMania is free for new subscribers? Anyway, I think Cedric wins this. He's been a "Triple H Guy" since his first night in, when he got anointed by the King of Kings himself.

Bray still sucks.

Kane is winning this, guys, isn't he? :\ Never mind.

DAMN IT, Goldust too.

So much for Titus.

I'd dig a Titus win. Why not, right?

This match sucks. Is it ever good?

They're telegraphing a Dolph Ziggler win IMO. :\

Were there entrances for the Andre and I just missed them?

Are we sure this isn't an angle for Total Divas? She's always drunk on that show. *Shrug*

Who the hell is Travis Browne (besides being Ronda's husband) and what did he do? The fact is, Ronda is a star and WWE is going to bend over backward to please her. Foxy - as much as I like her - isn't a star, never has been, and probably never will be at this point. Politics - it sucks, but it's life.

Wow, the WrestleMania set is NUTS this year. They always go all out, but I really like this one.

I think you might be a little too "smark" and "inside" with this one. 90% of the WWE audience has no idea who Chris Hero is. 90% of the wider NXT audience, who wasn't exposed to Chris Hero before, doesn't care one bit about Kassius Ohno. The other 10% of the narrower NXT audience, who watches indies and know who Chris Hero is, thinks Ohno should be utilized better - despite not looking or sounding like a star, not being particularly over with the wider NXT fanbase, and coming across as Duke "The Dumpster" Drose 2018. You can argue all day that NXT should utilize Hero better, but that hasn't stopped others with mostly losses - like "The Perfect 10" Ty Dillinger - from gaining a following. Ohno doesn't really have that in NXT.

That's honestly one of the reasons I'm here. Eating food, drinking coffee, consuming sugar, and posting in this thread are what is going to keep me going through a marathon Mania.

It is, but I think what you're trying to say is most fans miss the point that they're actually the same company. I agree.

Wrestling fans in general are embarrassments (present company excluded, of course). For me, they've become the obnoxious people on Facebook who have opposing views (or even the same views) and express them in the dumbest ways possible.

I don't, for one simple reason. The match stipulation stated that Gargano would have to leave NXT forever if he lost. It said nothing about WWE. Therefore, I don't see Gargano moving up just yet, unfortunately. Gargano is an incredible babyface and I hope he gets to be that for years to come. But I think he can be a great heel too. Dude looks like James Franco. There's nothing likeable about that.