Matt D

Food's in. Double backed for the finish. At least we know Rollins isn't ruining the main event again. I'll catch back up for this soon.

Balor should be feuding with Kid Rock.

One of the worst things about him was that he didn't change up his ring work at all when he was the demon, so I guess eliminating that could be a good thing. Granted, I'd give him more points if he changed up his ringwork as the inclusion-warrior.

I'm not actually watching this match. I like Miz, but not THAT much. I'm going to make the kids dinner or something. Jerome's in charge.

Ok good. Instead of the actually over Demon look, Finn's brought out Bonnie Steamboat and a baby instead.

I approve of Miz' Dagwood Bumstead eye glasses.

Look at all those signs. What is this? 1999? What a bunch of jerks.

Let's get Rollins out of the way.

Oh no. Becky's going to run out and deck this lady singing for wearing orange!

#cattywomen

Bayley gets her big moment and STILL loses. Remember three years ago when it felt like they could print money with her?

And this thing is heading to Bayley vs Sasha which has had months of build.

It's not even an argument. It's like one had an agent putting it together and one they didn't even bother.

I swear that Sonya moves like Balrog from Street Fighter II. You guys won't be able to unsee it now.

Then they ruined it with "I'M ORANGE!"

They're trying here at least. I liked that little NXT unity movement.

Bayley is cosplaying as Aztec Jarrett? Also, I think Paige is morphing into Sherri before our eyes?

Remember how cool Becky's gear-on-the-ground entrance was a couple of Manias back. Ah well.

I'm pretty sure I was most looking forward to the battle royal because I like surprises and battle royals. I'm a moron. Watch Braun not even have a mystery partner.

I want a Cena Commentary, like JBL at One Night Stand.

Is KENTA healthy? Poor guy.

They should hire the guy in red with the beard behind Renee.

Oh good. Split screen promoting Hogan and the NWO later on. They really do have the Cruiserweight feel down. All we need now is Sid to come out to destroy them. I mean this is fine and they're working really hard, but its also the most meaningless and pointless thing basically ever. I get that the show has been producing good matches lately but the whole concept is meaningless when guys like Rollins are Balor are just normal guys on the roster. Why are these guys dying at 6:18 PM?

Mustafa kind of looks like Mini Roman Reigns in that gear.

I hope this match ends with someone blinding someone with the Repulsor Ray. Is that blasphemy to want a Cruiserweight Title match to end that way?