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I don't remember where I saw a thread like this, but it was really entertaining. When I say "everything", I mean it. Other wrestling angles, TV show season endings, movies, life, world wars, Biblical stories, historical events, anything.


Michael Corleone goes to a meeting with Virgil Solozzo, secretly intending to kipp jim. But when he goes to the bathroom, there is no gun. *SWERVE* Clemenza is a traitor! He turns behind to see the Turk smiling at him. "You thought you coild double-cross me, kid?" He draws out a knife, intending to make a statement out of Mikey. But he is shot from behind bynthe crooked police captain, who *SWERVE* is not just on the Corleone family's side, but is also Michael's lover. They start making out, and by chance Kay Adams sees them. Traumatised, she kills herself, but not before stripping naked, because we must have a objectifying scene right before some violence against a woman.

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This sounds entertaining... First thing that comes to my mind is Episode VII.



Picture the scene in which Han Solo dies.
He and his son are standing on that boardwalk. Ren hands him his lightsaber, not stabbing and killing him. Down comes Chewie to embrace both of 'em, all big smiles and everyone is happy. Only for Chewie to roar out loud, take 'em both and throw 'em down, just to then be himself shot in the face by Rey, who is then killed by Finn, who declares himself the new leader of the First Order...
Cut to the damaged mask of Vader, from which a spirit arises, which manifests as the reincarnated Vader. Cut to credits.



Lots of totally useless swerves, nonensical booking, no regard to what has happened before and a non clear ending... Sounds about right!

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