[1999-01-18-WWF-Raw] Chyna vs Pat Patterson & Gerald Brisco (Handicap)

[cactus]

This was better than it had any right to be. The stooges are great in their roles and actually some of my favorite minor characters in the Attitude Era. Comedy ensues when Gerry tries to mat-wrestle Chyna only to be tied up by her. More stooge antics ensue until Chyna takes a tumble to the outside. Sable comes out and has one of the most pointless run-ins ever. Before she's even off the ramp, she gets blinded-sided by Luna and that's the last we see of both of them during this match. The Stooges start groping Chyna in a spot that's not even the most offensive moment on this show, let alone the entire Attitude Era. The Stooges use classic wrestling tropes such as the airplane spin and throwing powder in Chyna's eyes to try and secure the win, it's a nice touch. Anyway, Chyna eventually gets the win after Patterson tries to Low Blow her and forgets what she's packing. Chyna beats them both down for the win after a couple of DDTs.

 

Man, the thought of someone like Bruno Sammartino or Lou Thesz channel-surfing and coming across a Brisco brother sexually assaulting Chyna is too much to bear. It's no wonder wrestling purists hated this period of American wrestling.