THE GENIUS tribute thread

[Loss]

I've been going through the '89 season of WWF Superstars lately, and Genius's poems are amazing and I love that gimmick so much that I've decided to transcribe all of his poems I can find in this thread for your viewing pleasure.

 

Behold! The world's smartest man

So masculine and proud

The epitome of genius

Amazingly endowed

 

A one-man wrestling renaissance

Just let your heart rejoice

And bathe in all the luxury

Of my poetic voice

 

The best of my competitors

Are so inferior

I far outthink their greatest thoughts

With my posterior

 

And when the bell has sounded

On my stunning victory

I'll view that messy spot where

My opponent used to be

 

The aristrocratic pleasure of

Inflicting so much pain

Gives rise to so much passion

It is bordered on insane

 

Although my verse may seem perverse

To every foe and fan

I'm still the Genius - Lanny Poffo!

The world's smartest man!

[Loss]

When in life you are a genius

Then everyone's a dope

I have a sense of humor

Otherwise, I couldn't cope

 

I'm good at roman numerals

No, that's not true - I'm great!

I used them in my tax returns

Of 1988

 

They brought me in for questioning

And wow, were they impressed!

Just think what they'd have thought

If I had really done my best

 

I laugh at crossword puzzles

And the USA Today

The New York Times is difficult?

For me, it's child's play

 

I tried out once for Jeopardy

But got disqualified

Merv Griffin told me, "Lanny!

You are overqualified!"

 

I remind the competition

And every wrestling fan

Behold! The Genius! Lanny Poffo!

The World's Smartest Man

[Guest KingPK]

JOIN TEAM HAVOK!

 

 

 

 

....wait, wrong Genius.

[Mad Dog]

If you want to see how much Savage was roiding check out some old Memphis footage and you'll see that Leapin Lanny is actually slightly bigger.