[1987-07-18-JCP-World Championship Wrestling] Ric Flair Loses His Mind On National TV Kissing a Mannequin

[Superstar Sleeze]

HOLY SHIT! Flair comes out hootin' & hollerin' every week that he is this stud in the bedroom and that all the girls not only want to ride Space Mountain, but they never want it to end. "You cant be first, but you can be next." Thats what the Nature Boy says.

Coming off his big victory over Jimmy Garvin, Ric Flair is acting like he is going on his very first date ever, like he is in high school! It is his Dream Date with Precious after all. Flair delivers one of his best deranged, obsessive, psychotic promos ever. Capped off by saying that he has been practicing night in and night out with a mannequin adorned with a blonde wig and some black negligee that's supposed to be Precious. Ric Flair who purportedly has a monopoly on the female population and mocks Morton for his teenie bopper fanbase is making out with a mannequin to prepare for his dream date! This is why he is The Man. There is a lot of macho men that would never do this because they would be afraid to look like a fool and it would undercut their appeal with the ladies for a shoot. Not Flair. This whole angle required his MOST OBNOXIOUS, OUTRAGEOUS, DOWNRIGHT MANCIAL performance and he delivered. There was not an ounce of cool about this. He was a sick puppy, a real creep. Jimmy Garvin calls him out for it in his promo, great job. Ric Flair is the GOAT, baby, because he played it to the hilt and would not even let any creep possibly live vicariously through this. JJ was great in all this, egging it on. Tony was terrific playing it off as we have finally crossed the line and this is wrong. Absolutely terrific and whats amazing is they topped themselves the following week. You gotta watch all the build before this and you gotta watch this before you watch the Dream Date!