Childs

Man, that was some weak sauce for a big star making his return from cancer. Totally forgettable.

This match is fine but it's not the right pace for this point on the card.

I'm also glad that he moved past working as a reckless underdog. But this is more the guy he was on the indies, with some added character touches. So to me, he's tapping into what he always did best more than growing into something new. Either way, we agree that it's welcome.

Bummed that Joe and Rey didn't have an actual match.

I'm not sure he grew so much as he decided to work heel, which was always in his tool kit.

Was mortuary an Undertaker tease?

Well, that was great. Good on them for doing it pure.

Bryan is so much better than Kofi. I know it doesn't matter but it's really stark.

Agreed

I can't believe I'm saying this but I've liked Shane's performance here.

At least Shane is a heel this time.

Oh, fuck that eight-man spot.

Shows how easily I block out whole swaths of these shows, I suppose.

He needs a change of some sort. He still looks good athletically. But you're right that he hasn't hit many out of the park over the last year.

Wtf was that Lacey Evans walkout?

The Orton famine has consumed us.

People were talking about this stealing the show, but I just don't think Orton is capable of being that interesting.

The disappointing thing is that Brock's last two PPV matches were terrific. But here we were back to the same workaround booking.

I liked that better than a full Seth Rollins match, but it was still garbage.

Is there a chance they never start the match? Guess not.

I totally believe Brock would refuse to wait out a five-hour show if he isn't the main.

Definitely seems they made less effort on the set this year.

We've already gotten "Wrestlemania moment" in each of the pre-show matches. If it were a drinking game, we'd all be dead by 9 pm.

Nese has always sucked, and that certainly wasn't one of Murphy's better matches. But it was OK. Excited to be here for the long haul, folks. Time to get punchy.

Dreading this ROH title match.