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Can't decide if the wedding was the worst thing I've ever seen or a genius example of post-ironic anti humour.

I'm positive it was Challenge they showed as opposed to SoW.

That's fair enough, I get where you're coming from now.

I haven't got one.

Oh, come on. It really isn't. It's a middle aged man, with not much left going his way trying to what he can to keep his elderly mother happy and full of life. It's basic white meat babyface stuff, and it works. It's nowhere near Judy Bagwell showing up in a shite jumper levels of lame. I don't know why you're being such an angry tit about NWA Power to be honest. It's an hour a week of promos and short matches, and every Wednesday I come on here expecting to see you've thrown yourself off Pontcysyllte Aqueduct over it. You probably spend more time every week being angry about the show on here typing up posts and things than the show actually lasts. It's just wrestling, mate. You're entitled to think it's shite, and that's great. But your vitriol towards it is a bit OTT. Is your issue with the show, or people not digging the shows you prefer and compare Power to unfavourably every week?

The tribute to Jim at the end is a bit tone deaf.

Vaughan and Strauss did OK with the bat as captain (not to the extent of a touching 40 year old Gooch who was an absolute fucking phenom) , but you're right in that Root underbowls himself. Reminds me of Graeme Hick in being a dangerous as buggery and underused Spinner. Although Root's conversion rate with the bat is shocking. If Steve Smith makes a 50, he's going to make a 100. Root makes 50, he'll get out cheaply in the 70s or 80s. Difference between a great player and an all time great player.

Watling is too comfortable. A bit of part timer middle pace filth for a couple of overs might be the cure. I just don't think there will be enough moisture in the air for the morning session to get any movement. #TestCricketOnly

It's a road of a wicket. I doubt it to be honest. There's nothing in it. First test there, although it's gorgous. Stokes is doing well with the ball just through pure effort. Curran is getting a bit of movement, Broad is getting nothing. Leach is getting a bit of turn now bowling into the rough. This is the kind of test where Jimmy Anderson is missed l, as he always finds something from the ground. If England could bat to 11 I'd say it'd be a draw, but they'll collapse for 250 when they get in and NZ will win on Day 4

The IC belt gets changed all the while. It's a fucking piss take. Normally combined with a promo about restoring prestige to it with nods about it being a "workers title". It's fucking arse. Get a new belt, mention Randy Savage and Ricky Steamboat then pass it around like a child at Epstein's and Prince Andy's party.

The Fiend is the only interesting thing they have at the moment, I'd stay with him. He's not interesting enough for me to watch it though. Cricket is on. Tea break now

New Zealand are at 311/5 in the cricket by the way. There's nothing left in the pitch so they should go on to make 425 at least. Probably more if Watlings's and de Grandhomme's partnership isn't broken. Your thoughts @ohtani's jacket?

I'm available for podcasts and general whinging.

Sorry. Just WWE is very poor and it raises my ire and I stay up late to watch it which makes my ire ever higher. It's like pissing in the wind wearing new jeans. My own fault but I'm too thick to learn otherwise.

If smallpox did a falcon arrow it'd be Seth Rollins. Falling in the shower and breaking a hip is preferable to him currently. I'd rather do a decorating job on Josef Frtizl's cellar than watch him. He's a very, very bad professional wrestler.

No offence mate, but we're trying to talk about the Welsh football team here. They're something of interest and note. And WWE isn't that.

Bale holding that Wales Golf Madrid In That Order flag gave me a diamond cutter of a hard on.

Yup. Thank fuck Wales are going to put Hungary to the sword tomorrow to cheer me up #feedmetilimkieffermoore #walesgolfmadrid

I actually wouldn't mind if Kevin Owens joined NXT at the end of the promo. But he won't.

Sick of hearing WHATS GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR THE GANDER.

At this juncture I'd rather see my mum take one up the hoop than sit through at Seth Rollins 10 min plus boreathon

This show is the faeces of dogs with worms after eating a load of chocolate.

So is Joe done as an in ring talent now?

Men of Harlech by a Welsh male voice choir would be the GOAT entrance music for a babyface. The Wrexham FC variant even more so

Red light spells danger.