WingedEagle

You realize this is all your fault.

Kevin Owens is why when ESPN mics up players they don't leave it on all night but instead give you certain highlights.

Meanwhile, can they please induct JJ Robertson to the HOF every year? He almost distracted me from the stink of Cena/Taker.

I swear I just saw Hillbilly Jim pull out the rest of his speech.

What was the point of that?

Wait. What. The fuck just happened?

So the big boot missed by a country mile but you can blame that on Taker's cataracts. The sit up and Cena's reaction were great.

Magic!

Cena/Taker! Didn't expect this so early. Stoked that Bryan and AJ get such prime billing on the card.

Legit miracle.

Jesuc Christ. Rousey looks incredible on the hot tag. Did not see that coming.

Angle looking horrible but not being able to say the same for the match thus far is a testament to effective smoke & mirrors.

So both Levesques spit.

Wow. Early for Rousey.

Ew. Next, please.

Charlotte/Asuka is getting **** in the sheet even if I regret it later. The build was tremendous and they had just enough -- but not too many -- sick spots to absolutely suck you in. No time wasted in that match. Remarkable finish.

Asuka won. Post of the night.

Great point. Hadn't thought about that but you know it came up in the office for the booking of this match.

I am in complete shock. Not Taker at 30, but I did not expect this in the slightest.

So Asuka wins and stays undefeated until Rousey time at 35, yes?

These entrances are awesome.

Talk about raising the bar for a match.

Didn't expect Charlotte/Asuka this early. Fully expect it to be very under or overwhelming, if that makes any sense.

That was better than I expected and what it should've been -- an all out sprint with everyone getting an opportunity to hit big spots, with saves, near falls and a ton of moments to hype the crowd. Good stuff! ***1/2

Entrances and video packages are going to kill it tonight.