C.S.

What the FUCK is this?

Bryan needs to get that environmentally friendly belt and cut his hair/beard finally.

Last year's match was better, but the highs of this year's match were higher and the final two and winner were both infinitely superior.

BECKY WINS!!!

Kinda hoping Nia makes the final two so there's no chance of Charlotte getting into the Becky-Rousey match. Edit: Never mind.

BECKY!!!

No Becky. Carmella is #30.

Started out slow and still not as good as last year, but this match has come along quite nicely.

Foxy is so great.

Naomi's entrance and gear are always on point. Kassius Ohno should seek out her advice.

Xia Li ruled, but I'm itching for some nostalgia surprises right about now.

Tamina is the best worker in the company.

He's expecting WWE to be consistent with its arbitrary "rules," y'all!

Lacey Evans sounded fucking drunk.

90 seconds

Yikes, that's awful. Just goes to show that most wrestlers aren't exactly great human beings. A.J. Styles (on a much lesser level) seems like a pretty shitty guy too. Homophobic, etc.

What did I miss?

Because she didn't "pay her dues" by starving in bingo halls or ROH for twelve years. Yeah, they're idiots.

I wouldn't be mad if they did that.

It was ultimately disappointing, but I still say they had the match of the night at SummerSlam. The problem was, making it a series, when it's the very definition of a feud that demanded one epic match on a major PPV (like WM or something else).

Yep, George Mizanin looks exactly like Miz, but with weird hair and a bushy porn stache.

This is such a waste of Miz. At one point, we thought we'd be main eventing WM with Bryan. Instead, he's doing...whatever this is.

Shane's punches are bad. REALLY BAD!

Well, yeah, MizDad is old as dirt, weighs more, etc. But I can see the family resemblance.