C.S.

Me neither. It doesn't help that Rhea is perpetually in second place. In second place to Charlotte last year. In second place in NXT for the rest of the year and cooled off to the point where she was the 4th string of a team led by Shotzi. In second place to Bianca in the Royal Rumble. In second place now as Charlotte's replacement in this match. Maybe she'll win tonight, maybe she won't, but her win won't feel as dramatic and epic as Bianca's because the push and build haven't been there. Just my opinion. Unlike 35, Charlotte would've added a lot to this as the connective tissue.

Okay, correction: In the modern era. WM 19 was almost 20 years ago and feels like 200.

No one who has gotten a live performance for their entrance has ever won at WrestleMania. We'll see if Rhea breaks that streak.

Babatunde/Dabba Kato may be known as Commander Azez/Azeez going forward. https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2021/04/possible-spoiler-on-a-new-gimmick-for-wwe-star/

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!

Uh oh... Anyone who gets their music played live at WrestleMania ends up losing. Big E is losing.

LOL. It's amazing how much more natural and charismatic Baron Corbin is in that Snickers commercial than he's ever been on WWE TV.

Yeah, brother, back in my day, feuds were about important things - like shampoo commercials!

This should be a banger, as you kids say.

Riddle's current character is proof that Vince finally saw Bill and Ted...Bill and Ted 1, that is.

STUN OWENS STUN

Logan Paul looks like he's ready to fall asleep. Most embarrassing celebrity appearance for the company since bored-as-fuck Pam Anderson at WrestleMania 11.

Great facials by Logan Paul - I'll give him that. Hope Edge is taking notes!

What happened to the hockey glass WWE was using for a while to separate the wrestlers from the humanoids? Crazy for them not to be doing that again for Mania with so many unmasked and unwashed ham 'n eggers in the crowd.

This should be good, as long as Logan Paul isn't the focus of the match. (Oh, who am I kidding? Of course he'll be the focus of the match!)

Holy shit...

If we got the Nattie that was on the early seasons of Total Diva - genuinely the most hilarious comedy act WWE has had in decades - we'd be onto something.

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Riott Squad winning both matches would've been hott.

I assume he was joking.

Nah, the last match - as shitty as it was - was memorable because of the weird cockroach effects. This had Alexa Bliss covered in goo and...nothing else.

Thank God that's over.

THIS IS THE SHITS!

God, I feel like a complete idiot watching this absolute dogshit.

Sasha-Bianca, Bad Bunny/Damien Priest vs. Miz/Morrison, and Seth vs. Cesaro were the matches of the night for me. All of them were at least fun.