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This makes even less sense than the boneyard match, but I'm loving this.

As much as I want Drew to have his moment, I'd rather they have a screwy finish and do the rematch when they can do live shows again.

Haven't been paying much attention since the LMS match. If the next two matches don't deliver, this will be an awful show.

I was hoping we'd get a cool massive spot to end the match, but we got some horrific acting instead. A true dud.

Great social distancing going on right now.

This was taped. Who the fuck watched that and thought that wasn't boring trash? Honestly that might of been one of the most boring Wrestlemania matches since Lawler vs Cole.

This is still going on and I'm struggling to remember what happened during this match. No spots, weak brawling, easily the biggest disappointment of the weekend.

This is rather disappointing. This would be a lot more bearable if they had this as a falls count anywhere. Less waiting around for the counts and all that.

Yeah, even if you aren't a fan of the Otis storyline, it at least has purpose. Thought the ending was sweet as far as wrestling romance angles go. I have high hopes for Orton/Edge.

Yeah, Black/Lashley was the definition of a nothing match. I'm embarrassingly invested in this Otis storyline. Best thing Ziggler has been involved with in years.

I don't see the issue with wrestlers trash talking more to make up for the lack of a crowd. I thought it added to the match.

That was a great opener. Charlotte was in full bitch mode and Ripley sold the leg well.

Hoping this won't drag as there's a lot on night 2 that I don't care for. Looking forward to Edge/Orton, Rhea/Charlotte and McIntyre/Lesnar though. There's no way I'm wasting my time watching a Natayla singles match.

As much as I still enjoy J.R's insights on his PPV reviews, his rant on drug addicts during the Wrestlemania 2000 episode is something else. His grumpy outbursts can be entertaining, but he just comes as an ignorant piece of work.

Sometimes star ratings are irrelevant. This was incredible. Imagine the TNA Hardy Compound stuff, but produced so much better. This felt like a cheesy horror movie. AJ worked well as the hick villain, and Undertaker actually looked cool playing the grizzled Clint Eastwood-esque version of Bikertaker. If Undertaker did this at every Wrestlemania from now on, I'd have no problem.

Gulak's counters are a thing of beauty. His counter to Cesaro's leapfrog was *chef's kiss*. Technical matches like this don't seem to struggle as much in the empty arena setting, although Gulak playing to the non-existent crowd was unnecessary. I've been meaning to start a project for the best matches under 5 minutes and this would definitely make the shortlist. (Anyone who wants to do this, let me know!) ★★★½

That was actually incredible. Felt like a cheesy horror film in the best way. 'Taker pulls off the grizzled badass gimmick. Can't wait to see what the Firefly Funhouse will be like.

Hopefully this will be some pure WrestleCrap.

That was fun for what it was. Hopefully that will rehab Braun's character after years of poor booking.

That was better than I expected. I like both guys, but I'm sick of seeing them fight, so I'm glad they wrapped up their feud. Owen took a sick bump of the sign.

I didn't like that. Uso taking a bump on crash mat would of worked if the commentators sold it like it was a big bump and not a suplex.

Bryan was working stiff there. That was a good match. Think the secret to these empty arena matches is working stiff as fuck.

Best match of the night so far. Zero playing to the crowd and stiff strikes a plenty. That Undertaker documentary looks interesting.

That Lynch entrance didn't work. Just awkward. The sound of Baszler hitting Lynch with stiff kicks in front of no-one is giving me Battlarts flashbacks.

Baszler vs Lynch next. I still think this will be great. Technical matches tend to work okay without an audience.