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Speaking of excellent piece of business, WWE released some special 4/20 RKBro merch, which should sell preeeetty damn well. Fightful also says that marijuana hasn't concerned the Fed in years. Legit good news. Pothead Orton bringing in actual advances in the business. Where's his spot at the HOF

Punk vs Dustin sounds like it's gonna be a HOOT. Dust is one of my favorites in the ring, and Chronically Moody Punk has been AEW's most interesting act since his debut.

True! I need to tune in more to AEW and the like. Haven't been able to watch as much as I wanted for a while, but the last thing I saw, which was FTR/YB, was some excellent piece of business. Count me in for tonight!

Happiness is in the details bubba

Roxanne is very damn good, bubbas. She's TWENTY YEARS OLD.

Nikkita is slightly taller than Rhea, according to wiki. She might've been wearing those huge heels, tho.

Xyon Quinn's character is that he's basically the coolest motherfucker ever, but I KNOW there's some self-awareness about it. Dude is a stiff.

Legado vs GYV was a PEACH of a match, bubbas.

ROK-C HAS A GAMER GIMMICK LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO She's super fucking likeable, tho.

Grayson Waller is a big dude and is being thrown around like a sack of potatoes. Sanga is kinda cool bubbas!

At least this one seems like a straight Sailor Moon reference

I like Tiffany Stratton but man I just wish she wasn't beating Saree.

Bron Breakker saying SACRIFICE made me so happy

Joe Gacy speaks in riddles, has a shitty cult and never really delivers in the ring. Truly NXT 2.0's version of Bray Wyatt.

Pretty Deadly are great.

What bothers me is that a lot of their best matches and acts, recently, have been tag teams. Usos, Street Profits, RKBro, Alpha Academy, even goddamn Liv/Rhea and Sasha/Naomi had a lot of screen time. Shit, having FTR as a face vs Usos as heels is such a no-brainer, yet in the 1 in a million chance FTR accepts coming back, the booking would be overly complicated. Bottom line is they get in their own way more often than not.

I dunno, guys. Tozawa always looked like someone who was hired because he was funny. I remember watching some of his matches prior to him being signed, and even when he could go at 100mph, he always seemed to have comedic timing. Is it frustrating to see someone being pigeonholed as a comedy wrestler? Absolutely. However that also means his shelf life is longer, he doesn't have to take crazy bumps and still is able to get over and make money. That is a plus, and thus he will have the longevity to pursue a more serious stint elsewhere. As for KUSHIDA, though... it's a shame. Dude has been trying so fucking hard to reach the HW division, and when he goes to the US, he is put against big boy WALTER. Maybe NJ will throw him a bone?

Decent episode. The best segments were the silliest ones, and the main event was a nice match despite the ending. We'll get more WRASSLIN' segments next week. We just need a bench press contest.

A non-bullshit, straight to the point, on-screen homosexual couple, tag team or not, would be very popular. But wrestling is kinda built on homophobia, so I doubt it'll ever happen.

hahahahahahaha this segment rocks

WEDDING SEGMENT LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Howling at the heel version of "new champ getting carried in the shoulders of the locker room"

This is one dude who would benefit wonders from going to AEW. Will he FINALLY get the heavyweight run he so badly wanted?

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Listen if the Street Profits manage to be good heels (no memory of them being bad guys back at NXT) they might be one of the best teams of the decade.