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IT'S HARD TO DO YOUR POST-EDITING FUCKERY IN REAL TIME, ISN'T IT BRAY? MISTER M LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER

No need to keep the red lights you fuckin' hack fraud

I NEED the crowd to shit all over Wyatt

Wyatt kinda looks like a dried out turd

THE VIPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GETS A HUGE POP! AND HE'S WEARING WHITE TRUNKS!!!!!!

Hogan, of course, has the hard R going!

Titus ready to use that sword for real!

Hogan getting booed once again. Love it

LET'S GO NIGHT TWO

Night 1 was an absurdly easy watch. It helps that not a single match went over 20 minutes.

Sasha Bank vs Bianca Belair

Bad Bunny & Damien Priest vs MizMo

Braun vs Shane

AJ and BIG DRIP OMOS vs New Day

Rollins vs Cesaro

Wait so Bugenhagen is getting that Old Spice ad money? Damn, he's already doing better than 80% of the NXT roster and isn't even being featured on TV.

Shit no point in watching that Women's Tag Gauntlet. I'm just gonna get pissed off that they are giving Nattie fucking Neidhart a push in 2021

Bayley looking adorable in that outfit

Drew vs Lashely

So, started watching night one. Let's go. This is gonna be a long ass post. be divided into many sections, way more practical. First off, so nice to see a live crowd again. In theory, we don't usually have those huge live crowds in Brazil, but then again we are behaving very selfishly, our president is dumb and our vaccination plan sucks. To see that somehow, somewhere, things are getting better, is good. I feel a bit sad, but happy for y'all that are getting vaccines. Opening:

Night 1 was just 3h30 hours? Shorter than Snyder Cut? Sweet. They should just adopt this format forever. It's way, way better.

Opening with a cinematic match as a time killer can double up as a way to avoid repeating last night's improv session

You sold me this match more than anything I've seen thus far.

What up bubbas? Didn't get to watch night 1, will do it later today. Gonna be here for night 2. What was the overall perception?

wwe got this BIG DOG, this hunk of a man to cut promos about beanstalks, tater tots and sufferin' succotash fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck